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Gaynor Bear's in London Colney with another bear, she's slept with him in the armchair, I just left them there! It's to early to think of any more. She's got her tutu ready for the ballerinas CB. Jo X.

They seek her here, they seek her there, on the ground or in the air! she likes to fly, in plane or glider I know how much, Ive been beside 'er She likes to dream, or sit and think, that Gaynor Bear, she's in the Pink. Trains, Boats and Planes, all have carried her, Likes a drink,A Glass of Cider Will have to wait, who's not a meanie? to see if Sue will share her Lambrini....... Boom Boom!! cant get much worse than that, Mary.......... bob

Wow! Whatever you think of Gaynor bear's morals, she's certainly unleashed some formidable poetic talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nell

Gaynor Bear has become a trollop She moves around the country in a gallop When she was up North she was so naive On her journey she has learned how to duck and weave It is so good to hear of her antics But PLEASE keep her away from the optic's!!!! I am no poet but thought I would try-----what a brainy and funny lot you are!!!

All these praises, well, thats andy 'oi watch out she'll 'ave your shandy.......

I won't let her go on the blink. She'll have to refrain from the drink, And if she wants to head for Soho, In no uncertain terms, it's 'NO! NO!' I'll not let her get near the tarts, As others have in 'foreign' parts. She'll not go near those places shady. She's going to be 'My Fair Lady'! Sloane Ranger day and then Buck House And Changing of the Guards. Royal Parks, Trafalgar Square, etc, And Whitehall's on the cards. I wonder if HM's at home, Or dear Cherie and Tone? If there's no-one grand about, I don't want her to moan. I did my best to get a pic Of GB with Camilla, But she was busy. Wouldn't play. Maybe I should ask Cilla? Heading for Covent Garden next, She's going down the Strand. We'll take her to the Opera House And make her look so grand! A special outfit for that day Fairy Godmum's made. So WooHoo! Our Gaynor Bear can 'arabesque' In a sparkly white net tutu. On Saturday the twenty-fourth, She's taking to the sky. Our Gaynor Bear is due to go Up on the London Eye. We hope she'll be accompanied By lots of Relay members. So book your tickets quickly, foks, For a trip you will remember! CB >|<

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Thank you, Lindy. X Here's why I wanted this thread - There's a bear sat in my dining room. She's big and pink and floppy 'Cos someone's washed her, and so Now she really looks quite soppy! Her head is lolling on one side. Her shoulders are so thin! I wonder, should I open a seam And put more stuffing in? The worst of it is yet to come, She doesn't look so neat. When she was hung out on the line, Her weight sank to her feet! So please beware if you are sewing GB some new outfits! Her measurements have changed a lot - She cannot stand but now sits. Her body shape has also changed - It's really so unfair, She's not so slim as she once was - She's now more like a pear! So, please take note, Relayers all - She's getting rather frail. As said before, she can't stand now. (She's also got A TAIL!) Oh Gaynor Bear! Oh Gaynor Bear! You really do look sad. We'll have to try and cheer you up, So you don't feel so bad. We've lots of outings planned for you And lots of friends to visit, Which really ought to cheer you up. Life's not so bad now, is it? The sun is shining, birds are singing And the sky is blue. We'll go out walking later on And hope to meet friends new. More of this drivel later. CB >|<

There once was a bear all pink and round That got dropped too often on the ground Her feet got grubby but thats not all her head got wiggly and she aint so tall All dressed up and places to go suitably dressed for sun or snow Posh clothes covering her grubby places to meet those friendly GR faces The grubby bear cried ''oh please dont wash me'' ''I dont 'do' washes , I'm far to posh see'' Just come here and have a little brush up The dirt can't stay so please bear hush up. A little more stuffing there, up your jacksy Dont make a fuss or you wont go in the taxi Marys being kind, bear You're looking rather skinny you need that little extra 'fluff' to fill you BQ pinny