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her mind is like a sink Gaynor bear gaynor bear she's rude, she's crude she's always in the mood she will dare, she will dare. she's fast, she's fun she's doing a marathun just to show that we care. nell

She has a boyfriend called Ed, Says he excellent in bed, She is such a tarty Ted, our Gaynor. She runs around in the nude, Whilst eating her food, Telling her off Just puts her in a bad mood.

She has a taste for fizzy drink, has been known to drink it pink, red or white wine, she's not fussy, can be quite a brazen hussy, We love her lots, our special Bear, and treat her with the utmost care, no other bear in all the land, has got a life that is so grand! :))

she loves a fling wears lots of bling she's not minging she's Gaynor Bear!

LOL. * Applause * Nell, Lindy and Christine well done :-) Pat x

she's a bear with no knicks that gets up to tricks She flirts with the boys and pinches kids toys that our Gaynor... She's in Milton keynes watch out - she's had Beans Please try not to grumble if Her bum it should RUMBLE

she's welcome to the beans, coz she's not in Milton Keynes She left us yesterday now in Luton she does stay

hurrah for Gaynorbear!!! :-) Joy *** sorry I can't write poetry! ***

She's big, she's pink, she really likes a drink Gaynor Bear, Gaynor Bear She drinks, she winks she really is a minx Gaynor Bear, Gaynor Bear She's staying in Luton perhaps on a futon Gaynor Bear, Gaynor Bear nell

you lot are MENTAL!! :O)

Gaynor Bear is London bound, on the town, she'll go around, lots to see, lots to do, needing time to know who's who! Our Bear is going to do us proud, am sure she will attract a crowd, and dressed in all her finery, courtesy of dear C.B. A Pearly Bear, a Parliament Bear, on the ground, or in the air, some lovely photo's she will make, am sure Folks will have lots to take, Her social life it never ends, as her journey, twists and bends, long may it last, as she always attends, one thing she is sure of is plenty of friends :))

So GB is in Luton Sleeping on a futon She likes a proper bed to lay HER weary head She really is a busy bear without a worry without a care Where she goes she wreaks her menace she's got lots of balls, but she cant play tennis

As long as she has her little dog You can be sure she will sleep like a log. xxhugxx

If you go down to the woods today you'd better go in disguise if you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise for Gaynor bear is going to be there for she knows the woods is the place where all the teddy bears love to have a picnic She's got her hamper she's got her drink she's got games to play that will make you blink for Gaynor bear loves to have a picnic Beneath the trees you can see her squeeze her latest fling, bring him to his knees she loves to flirt, she loves to teaze at a picnic She'll gather flowers for hours and hours as long as there are no rainy showers Gaynor bear loves to have a picnic! nell

BRILLIANT!!

Oh, I've missed you daft lot, that is all brilliant. Vivienne

She's big, she's pink, shes toppled in the brink, G.B.s fell off page fifteen, bring her back, she must be seen! Our Gaynor Bear she has a friend, a very smart young bear, and what a happy sight they look, all cuddled in that chair! :))

LOL. You daft bats. Your all as mad as me. Jenny x

This young pink 'madam' Seems to need some lessons in decorum! She'd better start behaving In our Parliamentary Forum! They won't take kindly to her tricks, And so she must be good And on her best behaviour, But not in sombre mood. We've planned a lot of fun for her Around the sites of London. If she fails to behave herself Our efforts could be undone. We might be thrown out forcibly From places where they frown On riots, fuss and ructions In smart places up in town. There will be some occasions, though, Where she'll be heard, not seen - When Max and I from Sarf London Take her to Camberwell Green! She'll see the flats where I grew up And maybe have a go On swings I went on as a child. Are they still there 50 years on? I really do not know! She'll do the Lambeth Walk with us In Pearly Queen's best mode. The Elephant and Castle's near And so's The Old Kent Road. We won't have time for Peckham Rye (Del Trotter's not there now), And Brixton Market's too far off To meet the Reggae crowd. We'll teach 'er 'ow ter talk proper But not to be too loud. Don' matter if she shows us up, 'Cos, gawd knows, we ain't proud! We'll take her off to London Bridge To lunch in a rub-a-dub-dub. We couldn't take her down The Borough And not visit a Southwark pub. It might be Chaucer's famous inn, Or we might choose The Anchor. That's on Bankside, near Modern Tate. Can she manage a tankard? No-one has told me what she eats, So we will have to guess. (I hope she's a tidy eater, As we don't want any mess.) We might include the Globe Theatre, A cultured place, I know. But where we'll get to Heaven knows, With so many places to go! She may not be togged up in gear Quite like Shakespeare's 'fustian'. Oh dear! 'To bear or not to bear?' That might prove to be the question. Now, don't quote me the poem old I've heard it all before. I know 'Mary had a little bear ...' It's now become a bore. We'll keep you posted, one and all, On GB's daily antics. I hope the Relay Team shape up Or I'll be going frantic! I wrote nicely and tried my best To do a good promotion, But no-one seems to love our bear. A sad lack of devotion! So, thanks for reading all this tripe. I'm grateful that you troubled. I wish we'd got more sponsors in And got the Pink Fund doubled. (And if you think this is bad, just wait and see what's coming! ;>))) ) CB >|<