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I was in such agony.........I thought I was going to explode with it...








There is nothing worst that trapped wind....

you should lie on your back then get your legs up as high as you can that moves it!! lol x

takes the pins out the wax figure pmsl xx

Sure that shouldn't be Joy Boro witch lol x

Joy could not just shave abit off that wax doll and I may loose a bit of weight..lol

Carole I can't see me lay across the desk with my legs in the air...well I can ....I can also see myself being frog marched out of the office as well.....lol

It is getting unbearable ......

Hayley take a hot bath, that might move it. I know it hurts x

Just had one and yes your right it was like a Jacuzzi
has eased it as well. Its my fault I know what brings it on but don't realise till its to late..lol

pmsl Hayley you're such a lady !!!

I am arn't I.....I have display towels in my bathroom you know.....as ones you can use...** smiles proudly **

Dont talk to me about loosing money Mac...I went to the casino 2 weeks ago and was up £50.00 there was a gang of young lads on thier works doo and one was stood at the side of me not having a clue ...I help him win £80.00 in the process lost all my money...lol

no we go in Feb .....I mean the local casino...

Hayley

whittled away

look in the mirror you now a size 10

~~~waves to carole~~~

wittle some more the theighs please Joy hun ta xxx

Have you all heard about the man who went into the CIU club (that's a working man's club for you southeners)


Anyway he only had a pound coin and the price of a pint. So he bought the pint, put the £1 into the bandit and won the jackpot. Money tumbles down - asks for a tray - takes tray of £ coins to the bar - gets a cool ton in £tenners.

Gets another pint, puts £1 from the change into the other bandit and, guess what, wins the other jackpot. Tray not yet returned after the first big win, so back to the bar......


Just in time to buy bingo tickets - main house is over, so it's just the late flyer - big prize if you don't know the northern way) - guess what, yep, wins that too. another £150.

By this time, the concert chairman and the committee are in a judgely huddle. The concert chairman comes over.......

"well, lad, your a stranger in this club. Now, I'm not accusing you, you understand, but you come in here, have a pint, win the jackpot, have another pint, win another jackpot, then win the late flyer. Now, either you're cheating or you're a very lucky man........."


Stranger -"me. Lucky? If you stayed here all night, you wouldn't have time to hear how unlucky I really am. And to add to all my bad luck, I've just found out I'm HIV"

- Concert chairman...... "I don't believe it, you've just won the letter draw"......


Sue

aye lass I know a WMC....lol

No wonder it's been so windy round the country Hayley lol

Hayley is it you who plunged 20,000 homes in Scotland into darkness?

only by a sneeze ....lol

hope you feel better soon hayley

xx

I have never ache so much ....I dont think there is a part of my body that doesnt hurt...