General Chat

"runs on thread"

"drop"

olbas oil
vicks vapor rub
bechams flu plus
hot water bottle (not to hot)
dressing gown
fluffy slippers
sick dish
chicken soup (home made) ye ryt lol
tunes
lockets

and a big botle of voddy well it always helps me lol

xxxx

Awwh...must fatten yer up to beat this thing poor lass.

**** glares at Joy yer'v gone too far ****

* Hayley's a stick insect....can hardly see her *........

gets pan of broth on....medicine n bed lass

** waves weakly to Marion **

i left work early today as well

Pmsl Foggy...puts a safe perimeter around noxious gas zone.

Looks for Hayley.......mmmmm methinks Joy has.........

*** whittled too much *** lol

Ooops I'm behind the times too Hayley......get well soon.

Foggy.....that was monday ...tsk.....now be nice to me I am ill...

farty pants

I have left early today just couldnt stand it any longer was in bed for 10 last night....up at about 5.15 coz my head hurt and took some pills and went to work...had half an hour lay on the bed ...but got up to make the kids teas...

thanks hayley gonna have a nice rest on the sofa tomorrow no work

aww hun get well soon xxxx

im still not feeling well

I have never ache so much ....I dont think there is a part of my body that doesnt hurt...

hope you feel better soon hayley

xx

only by a sneeze ....lol

Hayley is it you who plunged 20,000 homes in Scotland into darkness?

No wonder it's been so windy round the country Hayley lol

aye lass I know a WMC....lol

Have you all heard about the man who went into the CIU club (that's a working man's club for you southeners)


Anyway he only had a pound coin and the price of a pint. So he bought the pint, put the £1 into the bandit and won the jackpot. Money tumbles down - asks for a tray - takes tray of £ coins to the bar - gets a cool ton in £tenners.

Gets another pint, puts £1 from the change into the other bandit and, guess what, wins the other jackpot. Tray not yet returned after the first big win, so back to the bar......


Just in time to buy bingo tickets - main house is over, so it's just the late flyer - big prize if you don't know the northern way) - guess what, yep, wins that too. another £150.

By this time, the concert chairman and the committee are in a judgely huddle. The concert chairman comes over.......

"well, lad, your a stranger in this club. Now, I'm not accusing you, you understand, but you come in here, have a pint, win the jackpot, have another pint, win another jackpot, then win the late flyer. Now, either you're cheating or you're a very lucky man........."


Stranger -"me. Lucky? If you stayed here all night, you wouldn't have time to hear how unlucky I really am. And to add to all my bad luck, I've just found out I'm HIV"

- Concert chairman...... "I don't believe it, you've just won the letter draw"......


Sue

wittle some more the theighs please Joy hun ta xxx

Hayley

whittled away

look in the mirror you now a size 10

~~~waves to carole~~~