General Chat

please ask me for the weather in your area.

well we still got rain---any sign of it clearing soon?
you know where I live

love Bunny xx

no bunny it is going to rain all day where you are today, so sorry lolx

looking very ominous here in Cardiff!!
ooer - could it be snow about to fall?

Oh my word what ever next:o)))))) you are a nutter:o))

We've been warned snow is coming tomorrow - are they right??

jude :o) x

A few people have told me it will snow this week, I'm in leicestershire what are your thoughts?

well in sarf wales and and cardiff i have forcast sunshine at 80 degrees so get your lotion out x

lectishire is going to have hail stones

well I never knew that!! rushes out and puts umbrella up in garden

Hail stones!!!! really??

Your narf confusing the birds l had their hot tub out, they like that - ok l'llget the fans out instead, they like that aswell (gawd talk about rushing around, sorting the hot tub out, then take it down, now the fans - whats she up to!!!??? - lol)

what about Norfolk?

well norfolk is blizzards and ice conditions, you need to stock up on beans and sprouts to warm the ozone layer a bit more to let the sun through

oh great............rushes for a fleece.................

beans and sprouts............is that together........lol

pmsl...... got me sun tan lotion and me shades at the ready!!!

Ann of GG.... fancy a paddle at Barry Island????

Love

Daff xxx

Dear Ms Pusser

It has come to our attention here at the Met Office that you have set yourself up as an independent giver of advice of all things meteorological.

We would be grateful if, in order to conform with the Meteorological Advice Giving Out Act of 1762, you could provide us with the scientific evidence upon which you are basing this information forthwith, herewith not withstanding.

Yours shiveringly
Horatio Smythe-Fogblaster

pmsl Errol.... Puss Divines it in her (bath) Waters.... why do you think she has so many??? Very scientific, lol

Love

Daff xxx

dear mr gobsmythe thingymijig,
It hasbeen brought to your attention i do feel these things in my waters, this was passed down to me from my for mothers and mothers before her, however if you feel you need to disengage me from my cock weather occupation, then start running cause i can fly you can only baa baa, yours faithfully mrs cock

Dear Mrs Cock

Your credentials certainly seem to be in order and as the water was passed by your mother we will be taking no further action in this matter.

Yours windily
Horatio Smythe-Fogblaster

*whispers to Puss*

Poor Errol... he must have eaten all those sprouts you hijacked and clucke... I mean chucked over the hedge before Christmas.... he has a bit of wind!!

Pmsl

Love

Daff xxx