General Chat

hello ann please remember factor - 16 dear xx

dear mr gobsmythewind -windowbucket
thankyou for reingaging me in current position as a cock, i promise to be more diligent in my diagnosis of being a weather cock thankyou, mrs cock

right - I'm up for a paddle down Barry Island!!

well merlin maiden and jax , you will have sunny peiods with outbreaks of wind

What does ya water say for Pembrokeshire please

*keeps fingers crossed for snow

No thanks "Cock",I don,t know "Weather" you will get it right,These Feelings you get in your water,Is that the reason you say it,s going to "Pee" down in certain places,or is it the "BogStandard "reply you give to enquirers? **M**.:o))))>

puss can you see snow for cornwall or is it going to rain as usual? kids really want to see it before they go back to school. Lynette xx

*whispers to Puss*

Poor Errol... he must have eaten all those sprouts you hijacked and clucke... I mean chucked over the hedge before Christmas.... he has a bit of wind!!

Pmsl

Love

Daff xxx

Dear Mrs Cock

Your credentials certainly seem to be in order and as the water was passed by your mother we will be taking no further action in this matter.

Yours windily
Horatio Smythe-Fogblaster

dear mr gobsmythe thingymijig,
It hasbeen brought to your attention i do feel these things in my waters, this was passed down to me from my for mothers and mothers before her, however if you feel you need to disengage me from my cock weather occupation, then start running cause i can fly you can only baa baa, yours faithfully mrs cock

pmsl Errol.... Puss Divines it in her (bath) Waters.... why do you think she has so many??? Very scientific, lol

Love

Daff xxx

Dear Ms Pusser

It has come to our attention here at the Met Office that you have set yourself up as an independent giver of advice of all things meteorological.

We would be grateful if, in order to conform with the Meteorological Advice Giving Out Act of 1762, you could provide us with the scientific evidence upon which you are basing this information forthwith, herewith not withstanding.

Yours shiveringly
Horatio Smythe-Fogblaster

pmsl...... got me sun tan lotion and me shades at the ready!!!

Ann of GG.... fancy a paddle at Barry Island????

Love

Daff xxx

oh great............rushes for a fleece.................

beans and sprouts............is that together........lol

well norfolk is blizzards and ice conditions, you need to stock up on beans and sprouts to warm the ozone layer a bit more to let the sun through

what about Norfolk?

Your narf confusing the birds l had their hot tub out, they like that - ok l'llget the fans out instead, they like that aswell (gawd talk about rushing around, sorting the hot tub out, then take it down, now the fans - whats she up to!!!??? - lol)

Hail stones!!!! really??

well I never knew that!! rushes out and puts umbrella up in garden

lectishire is going to have hail stones