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Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 06:19

I've walked the dog,
read the paper,
watched the news,
drank my tea,
eaten my toast,
rang my oh
bored now!!!!!

chef

chef Report 9 Sep 2007 06:30

your late, good morning

Dawnydeedee

Dawnydeedee Report 9 Sep 2007 07:23

Hi,
didn't think anyone was about this morning. I usually stay on general board, but am sort of stuck to the computer this morning.
Eldest daughter had sleep over last night for her 11th birthday so I have 8 kids asleep (at last!) in my lounge, and as we are openplan, can't really do much!
Think I might just go and wake them and get my own back for sleepless night!!
Dawn

**♥Bagpuss♥**

**♥Bagpuss♥** Report 9 Sep 2007 07:28


Morning all,

Clueless, you're good!!!! I have onyl washed the kitchen floor!!

How is everyone today??

Clare x

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 07:29


I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down . I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold.

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 07:29

Jesus you lot are up early lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 07:31

I'm late because I was busy Chef lol
you missed me joke lol
xx

**♥Bagpuss♥**

**♥Bagpuss♥** Report 9 Sep 2007 07:33


That took me a while - my body may be awake, but I think my brain takes a while to catch up - lol

Clare x

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 07:35

Clare what you up to today?
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 07:37

A man staggered into a hospital A&E with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.



Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"



"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a very difficult par 4, we both sliced our shots into a cow field. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed that one of the cows had something white stuck in its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey Honey, this looks like yours!' And I don't remember much after that........."




chef

chef Report 9 Sep 2007 07:40

they just keep getting better.

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 07:42

I have to go throughabout 40 to 50 sheets of jokes sent to me every day Martin
No-one nows that though lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 07:48

Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................


"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.


"Huey," was the reply.


"How's your day been, Huey?"


"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all

day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.


"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the

second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"


"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.



"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.



"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of

puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"



The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,you
must be louie?





"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.



"My name is Puddles."


No offence intended












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Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 11:06

ok so no-one wants to say good morning then lol
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 9 Sep 2007 11:08

morning clueless, morning clueless, morning again

is that enough xxxxxxxxxxxxx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 9 Sep 2007 11:15

morning

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 11:16

pmslmao Stella
Morning
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 9 Sep 2007 11:18

MORNING CLUELESS,
HAPPY NOW ?


((((HUG)))) XXX

Clueless

Clueless Report 9 Sep 2007 11:19

Don't know what you mean Stella

me moaning never
pmsl

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 9 Sep 2007 11:19

pmsl



BUT

GOOD MORNING!