General Chat

I've walked the dog,
read the paper,
watched the news,
drank my tea,
eaten my toast,
rang my oh
bored now!!!!!

your late, good morning

Hi,
didn't think anyone was about this morning. I usually stay on general board, but am sort of stuck to the computer this morning.
Eldest daughter had sleep over last night for her 11th birthday so I have 8 kids asleep (at last!) in my lounge, and as we are openplan, can't really do much!
Think I might just go and wake them and get my own back for sleepless night!!
Dawn

Morning all,

Clueless, you're good!!!! I have onyl washed the kitchen floor!!

How is everyone today??

Clare x

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down . I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold.

Jesus you lot are up early lol

I'm late because I was busy Chef lol
you missed me joke lol
xx

That took me a while - my body may be awake, but I think my brain takes a while to catch up - lol

Clare x

Clare what you up to today?
xx

A man staggered into a hospital A&E with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.



Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"



"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a very difficult par 4, we both sliced our shots into a cow field. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed that one of the cows had something white stuck in its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey Honey, this looks like yours!' And I don't remember much after that........."

they just keep getting better.

I have to go throughabout 40 to 50 sheets of jokes sent to me every day Martin
No-one nows that though lol

Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................


"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.


"Huey," was the reply.


"How's your day been, Huey?"


"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all

day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.


"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the

second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"


"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.



"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.



"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of

puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"



The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,you
must be louie?





"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.



"My name is Puddles."


No offence intended












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ok so no-one wants to say good morning then lol
xx

morning clueless, morning clueless, morning again

is that enough xxxxxxxxxxxxx

morning

pmslmao Stella
Morning
xx

MORNING CLUELESS,
HAPPY NOW ?


((((HUG)))) XXX

Don't know what you mean Stella

me moaning never
pmsl

pmsl



BUT

GOOD MORNING!