General Chat

morning Twiglet
Been dumped in some very strange places this morning
tuts
walks off muttering about
front slots and....

Morning clueless......pmsl

yes I do get it ....lots last night and some this morning

why is it whenI try to post I find myself looking at stupid error report?
Don't know whyI'm bothering with thisone you'll probably not see it ant way lol

yep go on .....................................
see what happens

right shall i start a moan thread ?

no maybe not lol

we are aloud to moan this week ....its been a hard one!!!!!!!!!!!

pmsl



BUT

GOOD MORNING!

Don't know what you mean Stella

me moaning never
pmsl

MORNING CLUELESS,
HAPPY NOW ?


((((HUG)))) XXX

pmslmao Stella
Morning
xx

morning

morning clueless, morning clueless, morning again

is that enough xxxxxxxxxxxxx

ok so no-one wants to say good morning then lol
xx

Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................


"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.


"Huey," was the reply.


"How's your day been, Huey?"


"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all

day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.


"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the

second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"


"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.



"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.



"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of

puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"



The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,you
must be louie?





"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.



"My name is Puddles."


No offence intended












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I have to go throughabout 40 to 50 sheets of jokes sent to me every day Martin
No-one nows that though lol

they just keep getting better.

A man staggered into a hospital A&E with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.



Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"



"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a very difficult par 4, we both sliced our shots into a cow field. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed that one of the cows had something white stuck in its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey Honey, this looks like yours!' And I don't remember much after that........."

Clare what you up to today?
xx

That took me a while - my body may be awake, but I think my brain takes a while to catch up - lol

Clare x