General Chat

pmsl shirley-heard of that one before. woman broke up with her ex, she still had the key whilst he was away went into his flat and sewed raw prawns in the curtain hem every so often-he came back stank to high heaven.

catherine
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Veet hair removing cream on his errrrr private bits when he's sleeping.

He'll get a huge shock when the hair goes down the plug hole in the shower next day.

Dee
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Very "Fiendish" revenge you lot are planning. .M. :o)>

Yes it's quite a good one. This was about 12 years ago now. I just pray he still has them.haa haa

this is a top thread-gonna copy the revenge bits and put em in the folder with my fundraising ideas

catherine
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Dee
sure I have some of that in the bathroom will hjave a look.


Shirley cant do the fish one he might be usng my car for a few days and not having that stinking lol

If he takes luch to work..put a pair of knickers in it wrapped up like a sandwich lol.

Imagine the red face when he opened it .


Marion

how you gonna put the veet on without him noticing?

unless you pretend it's sommat else of course when you got to bed.

catherine
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Marion
hes self employed and dont take lunch lol.

Catherine when hes snoring his head off will manage it, must remember not to take happy pills so early tonight so Im not alseep before him

you rubbing it in his wotsit???

what if you know?? he wakes up like thinking oh eye!!! it's me anniversary she loves me!!

catherine
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Don,t know about "Taking Lunch" with all that "Veet" you,re going to put on him,he may well end up without a "Lunchbox" and that would be like Cutting your nose off to spite your face.. .M. :o))))))>