General Chat

on OH something simple and easy to do ?

laxatives-grind em to a powder-
local joke shop?-they have good stuff itching powder

catherine
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catherine have you done this before by any chance lol

catherine
he spends enough time in the toilet as it is and his hands are red raw at moment from dermi so wouldnt risk itching ppowder on other parts of him he'd never forgive me for that one.

difficult thinking of nice revenge

i only do the other type

will try to think of sommat else.

catherine
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Ellan

hes an ex chef so does most of the cooking although have put salt in his coffee before was just like you see in the films were there spray it out lol

can i ask is there a logical reason for this
i noticed it's your anniversary today-congrats again by the way.

has it got out to do with that?

catherine
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just a bit Catherine

Why not get some of that stuff the give to women that helps them "Lactate" he could end up with big boobs,but your revenge would be funny. and you could offer to lend him your Bra. M. :o))))>

was mine sunday just gone he forgot too-dawn
told he will make it up to me-but he has been busy with the business so i got to wait.

thing is dawn it's only half past 2??? give him chance.

catherine
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merlin-pmsl

i'm racking me brains here dawn for you,

merlin you must know being a bloke-what would you hate?

catherine
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Catherine
he didnt say anyting this morning and never remembers, bet your bottom dollar will be my fault as I havent reminded him.

Dad was trying to find his mobile number yesterday so he didnt get in trouble with me but obviously didnt ll

Merlin

quick whats the name of the stuff

you know what i would do-
send yourself a gift annonymous (sp) wind him up that you got a secret admirer pmsl

catherine
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Make him a meal he has never had before, then after he has eaten it show him the empty dog food tin. Tell him you heard it was good quality meat that went into it so you thought you would try it out. and save some money for next years anniversary

Marion

ps dont really give him it though..unless you want to lol

Dawnie,sadly you can only get it from Chemists or Maternity Hospitals, But another thing is to put Bird food on his car,then they will eat it and then crap all over it. .M.

Marion

that is sooooooooooo tempting lol

Catherine
what do I do if he says never mind off you go?????

oh marion that's fantastic, a pedigree chum pie with gravy of course even onion gravy dawn

i'd deffo do that.

catherine
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sit there and watch him eat it, you could put an oxo in it. disguise the flavour beef it up lol

no he won't say that dawn, send ya self some flowers interflora-bish bosh on the old credit card

blank card-put em in nice vase pride of place-

he says who's the flowers from?
you they are from you arn't they? thankyou darling.

he goes all quiet cos he knows he not sent em-so he will shut it, but deep down he's think who the hell sent my wife flowers.

catherine
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stick a fish under the bonnet of his car!!

I stuck raw prawns in ex husbands curtain poles, the best bit was, when he moved, he took em with him..........sweet