General Chat

Milk of Magnesia *hold nose* Nice hot bath and an early night for you!!

*** Groans and moans in mardest voice *** But Rach.....the garden needs sweeping as well.... I shall lay on my bed waiting for lunch when your ready....no rush

I dont feel well...

*** Hands Rach a list and telephone *** For starters can you please ring all 120 people and tell them the party is off... ta Then can you hang out the wasing and polish and hoover and the bathroom needs doing ... empty the dish washer and and mop the floors ....

Have you been to shops yet for my papaer and red bull ?

OOOOOOOOO thanks darlink...now dont be long as ....the washer has nearly stopped....

***** DRAMA QUEEN HISSY FIT ******* Do you people plan to torment me in this way......do I . I yes I ... me me me me ....deserve all this .....do I ......... do I ..........

Now see what you've done Hayley..................a house full of bull**** to clean up! Daff, get back now and start scrubbing!!

Thank you Kitty........*** sobs no one understands me *** Daft get backinere......with your mop.... *** hears postman ....gallops off ***

I know Hayley, you are truly unique.................. thinks: (thank goodness there's only one like her):))))))))))))

Sweep the Garden,! Sweep the Garden -! my word,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!you must really be feeling delerious, and much worst than we thought,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)))) Best to lay up all day and not move a muscle,,,,,,,)

*** smiles proudly ** Thank you Kitty........Kay do you think thats best even rest my gob muscle ?????????????

definitely no alcohol and no birthday cake - I doubt if she coulkd find the puff to blow out 50 candles anyway Might be a bit dangerous to breathe near candles - too many fumes coming out and they might catch fire. Last night she said she couldn't sleep but didn't say anything about a bottle to hand. Cheer up H, have a good birthday C

Any time Hayley xx

*** SCREAMS **** DID HE SAY 50 DID HE DID HE ? WHEN I LOOK ISNT GUNNA SAY 30 ? I gave you a magic kiss last night and all.....

Well Hayley, it's like this you see - You have been known to exaggerate a little so a little thing like a typo (rubbish, that was not a typo) should pass unnoticed. Now no more hysterics about your real age or you might end up with a real tummy ache. C

Clive NOTHING about me passes unnoticed ...lol ** still no thanks for the magic kiss **

** thinks hard *** how do I talk myself out of this? All I can remember is being told to stop moaning. Magic kiss? so magic I was mesmerised into forgetting it! ** takes deep breath ** Dear Hayley, thank you for the magic kiss last night. ** the woodwork has dried now so I'm off to put putty in window frame ready for the glass. That is not a moan it is a statement of fact! ** Clive

Hayley no as we need half hour updates on your condition,,)))

12.06 pm still not managed to eat anything ....