General Chat

sneaks in to see if ED is about Hmmmm! Still smells a bit in here, even with the air freshener Quick glance around......Hmmm! don't like those curtains. whatever was she thinkin of when she bought those?...no accountin for taste! Rach!! quick before she gets back!,....you missed a bit!....there's still something in the corners! runs.....(can hear Hissy Flop footsteps)

well thats it then,,,if you aint off your food and iare eating,,there aint nowt wrong with you,,,,!!just plying for sympathy,,,,,,,,)))

*wrinkles nose....could have sworn I got a whiff of bull**** on this thread....surely not!!! *sprays Patchouli everywhere...... (hope she has calmed down, she will be all puffy by tomorrow)....XX BC

*** 12:42 pm **** Changed and made up the bed ...stopped for another cup of coffee...eats weetabix strawberries and youghurt for breeky...

sneaks back in, Not me kitty lol....she scary, I'll just watch from the window while you get on with the polishing... cor isn't Clive brave

Lil......blame the bull!!:)))))))))))

That will be Clive ....

So who dropped all the crumbs on the floor then?

WMSL makes quick exit

12.06 pm still not managed to eat anything ....

Hayley no as we need half hour updates on your condition,,)))

** thinks hard *** how do I talk myself out of this? All I can remember is being told to stop moaning. Magic kiss? so magic I was mesmerised into forgetting it! ** takes deep breath ** Dear Hayley, thank you for the magic kiss last night. ** the woodwork has dried now so I'm off to put putty in window frame ready for the glass. That is not a moan it is a statement of fact! ** Clive

Clive NOTHING about me passes unnoticed ...lol ** still no thanks for the magic kiss **

Well Hayley, it's like this you see - You have been known to exaggerate a little so a little thing like a typo (rubbish, that was not a typo) should pass unnoticed. Now no more hysterics about your real age or you might end up with a real tummy ache. C

*** SCREAMS **** DID HE SAY 50 DID HE DID HE ? WHEN I LOOK ISNT GUNNA SAY 30 ? I gave you a magic kiss last night and all.....

Any time Hayley xx

definitely no alcohol and no birthday cake - I doubt if she coulkd find the puff to blow out 50 candles anyway Might be a bit dangerous to breathe near candles - too many fumes coming out and they might catch fire. Last night she said she couldn't sleep but didn't say anything about a bottle to hand. Cheer up H, have a good birthday C

*** smiles proudly ** Thank you Kitty........Kay do you think thats best even rest my gob muscle ?????????????

Sweep the Garden,! Sweep the Garden -! my word,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!you must really be feeling delerious, and much worst than we thought,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)))) Best to lay up all day and not move a muscle,,,,,,,)

I know Hayley, you are truly unique.................. thinks: (thank goodness there's only one like her):))))))))))))