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Oh the Shame of It !!!

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SilverLady

SilverLady Report 5 Jun 2005 23:24

Nice to know that it happens to others as well. pmsl. Could just picture the scene. I am going to try that line about the Turner Prize next time that they come to read the meters. Love and Peace Marianne.xxxx

Unknown

Unknown Report 5 Jun 2005 23:23

Benders, You could have used my stock excuse. 'Scuse the mess, but we've got builders due soon, so it's not worth keeping things tidy.' It's worked for me for the past 7 years (and it's still true!). CB >|<

Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 5 Jun 2005 23:16

You sound just like my daughter. Now if you would move a bit nearer to the Chilterns.... Len

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 5 Jun 2005 14:34

hiya wendy. you are a laugh a minuet pmsllllllllllll x

lynnchalmers70

lynnchalmers70 Report 5 Jun 2005 14:29

just tasted it and its lovley, mmmmmmmmm can't wait till it's served, will keep you some mandy, better hurry though lynnxx

Mandy

Mandy Report 5 Jun 2005 14:01

Keep it warm it should only take me 6 to 8 hours to get there if I'm really quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lynnchalmers70

lynnchalmers70 Report 5 Jun 2005 14:00

big piece, more than welcome to join us mandy, i have'nt tasted it yet, only smelled it LOL lynnxx

Mandy

Mandy Report 5 Jun 2005 13:59

WOW Lynn you've got a good one there.............a man that cooks And a lamb dinner............... I'm jealous REALLY jealous!!!!!!

Toothfairy

Toothfairy Report 5 Jun 2005 13:56

Pmsl! you're not alone...I had the health visitor 'pop' in when i had my daughter, the house was a tip and i blushed and said, 'sorry about the mess' she said she ''understood'' and there was a ''difference between mess and dirt''... then my german shep pooped on the floor right infront of her! xxxxxx

lynnchalmers70

lynnchalmers70 Report 5 Jun 2005 13:55

quick give me a strong drink. just went into the kitchen and there is a lovley smell, no not the air freshner, LAMB mmmmm hubby, i mean MY BRILLIANT CHEF, has decided to cook me a lamb dinner, veggies as well. typing quickly so he cant see this LOL lynnxx

Sue Lambrini Smith

Sue Lambrini Smith Report 5 Jun 2005 13:51

tut tut wendy ! i did not realise what a slovenly housewife you are, i am totally cbhd... sorry- some old empry[ithink empty] pizza boxes from the other day , slid onto the keyboard from the pile of er, assorted waste. if i were you, i would hide yer keyboard and get some housework dnhg... sorry- some dirty plates [from several midnight snacks] toppled over onto the keyboard]er... as i was saying - get some housework done. am a bit stuck today- have no clean clothes to wear, so will have to stay in my jim jams all day- i suppose i should do some washing, but reaching the machine is a tad difficult right now. a sort of mass of clothing is piled in front of it, lol. anyway, as i said, tut tut wendy, pmsl !!!!!!!

Janice

Janice Report 5 Jun 2005 13:11

Someone recently suggesting keeoing get-well cards for such a time as this!!! You should have listened! LOL Janice

Mandy

Mandy Report 5 Jun 2005 13:10

Oh Wendy.......FOL I know what you mean......... if I need to call anyone out I pretend to check my diary while I'm trying to work out how many days it will take to clean up I've realised that my house is cleanest AFTER I've had a visitor!!!!! When they have gone I feel so ashamed of the TIP (as it is fondly known) that I have a cleaning frenzy, but it's always a tip again when the next visitor arrives.

Bev

Bev Report 5 Jun 2005 13:09

Wendy i am trying to put pics onto PAF here have you no consideration??? my typing is bad enough when i laugh but my mouse control goes completely with hysterics i now have a picture labelled gt gt gran 1881, next to my details!!!! perhaps i will leave it there, just to Fox the next generation of Geno nuts lol

~ Oleander

~ Oleander Report 5 Jun 2005 13:07

Well done Wendy....cheered me up no end... Hee Hee....happened to someone else for a change!!!! Nice to know I'm not alone.... Jacquie xx

Unknown

Unknown Report 5 Jun 2005 13:07

hi bendy, now your in contact with susan,if you were to send her emails that funny,she might sign you up for her publishing company....and you would be rich!!! bryan.

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 5 Jun 2005 13:00

now ive dried my face from laughing so much i was crying wendy its always the luck of it isnt it, the night our car was nicked , 2 coppers came round at 5.25am to ask if we owned blah de blah car, when they knocked ,i was in such a panic i tripped on landing hurting foot, stumbled down stairs, opened door with eyes blurry looking like id been shock waved by the monster, hubby was just calmly coming round upstairs,

♥Julia♦from♦Liverpool ♥

♥Julia♦from♦Liverpool ♥ Report 5 Jun 2005 10:28

oh Wendy that is so funny!! *not really laughing honest* Julia

Howie

Howie Report 5 Jun 2005 10:24

Hi wendy so glad you got sorted out sorry I mean the meter what are you like it was a wonder he didn't call for the men in white coats have a good day Howardxx

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 5 Jun 2005 10:16

Blinky 'ell ! What a brilliant excuse ! my house looks like a scene from steptoe. So I will in future say its for the sake of art and Im competing for the Turner prize lol Elaine x