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Unknown Report 5 Aug 2005 12:30

I was at that show and appear fleetingly in the audience! He was soooooo funny! Julie xxx PS We weren't really at the top of the tower lol

Bec

Bec Report 5 Aug 2005 15:40

'A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said 'I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'' 'There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.' 'A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, 'But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

Natalia

Natalia Report 5 Aug 2005 15:48

Just to say Bec pet, I appreciate this thread very much - I'm laughing my back off with every new posting!! Hope you are ok today sweetheart! PS Does anyones dad do the dad run?? My dad doesnt but my granda does a beauty!!! Natalia xx

Bec

Bec Report 5 Aug 2005 15:52

I'm ok thanks Natalia, thanks for your kind words last night :-) My dad doesn't do the dad run but I did threaten to run around the dance floor at a wedding last weekend and slide on my knees! PMSL

Fran Bris Oz

Fran Bris Oz Report 5 Aug 2005 16:06

Thanks for all those Bec. PMSL. I'm off to bed now....1.10am here. At least I'll go to bed with a smile on my face. Nite for now, Fran :))))))) xx

Bec

Bec Report 5 Aug 2005 16:06

Night Fran, sweet dreams Will add some more for you to enjoy tomorrow love becx

Bec

Bec Report 5 Aug 2005 16:08

'You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. 'The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said 'Did you get my drift?'.' 'So I went down the local supermarket, I said 'I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it', he said 'Those are pickled onions'.