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Peter Kay
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:48 |
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Just been watching him at the top of the tower and thought these might make you laugh... |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:49 |
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William Shakespeare walked into a pub The Landlord said: 'Get out you're Bard' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:50 |
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A friend of mine got knocked down by a mobile library. He were lying in the road screaming and the driver got out and said: 'Shusssh' |
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Lisa | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:52 |
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becs love peter kay.daughter has got the live at bolton dvdxxxxxxx(: |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:55 |
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'One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:55 |
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'Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:56 |
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'Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:56 |
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'Some days you see lots of people on crutches.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:57 |
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' The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:58 |
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'You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 16:59 |
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'I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.' |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:00 |
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LOL at the peice of wood E x |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:00 |
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'Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:00 |
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'So I said 'Do you want a game of Darts?', he said 'OK then', I said 'Nearest to bull starts'. He said 'Baa', I said 'Moo', he said 'You're closest'.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:01 |
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'I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one'.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:02 |
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But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:03 |
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'But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... one jar.' |
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Bec | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:04 |
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'So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.' 'He said 'You remind me of a pepper-pot', I said 'I'll take that as a condiment'.' |
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Jean Durant | Report | 4 Aug 2005 17:34 |
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Bec, Thanks for that. Laughing my socks off here. Love Peter Kaye. Jean x. |
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Bec | Report | 5 Aug 2005 12:17 |
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? |
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