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Because they smell nice as well as taste nice

Now you have started something!

...and who ever heard of dessicated parsnip ? Parsnip cakes ? Chocolate covered parsnip ?

Gwynne excretement smells better than parsnips lol! Davex

Gwynne do you want me send some round.

OOOh Dawn, just throw it out of the window and I'll catch it. Gwynne

Just give me a minute Gwynne got to work out which window to chuck it out of.

theyare both equally ugh,and while we are at it lets add cabbage, cauliflower,broccoli, and brussel sprouts to the ugh list

Linda, That is a vast calumny on a fine and tasty thingie. And you can make mats with it when you've finished. Gwynne

ok making mats is ok but I still don't want to eat it thank you

I'll eat it - you can make the mats. Gwynne

They are equally vile.

*hurls coconuts at silly person*

Doesn't need to duck because he's not silly at all:)

they are as long as they are covered in chocolate lol lynnx

'Oh, I've got a luvverly bunch o' coconuts! There they are, all standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, Some as big as yer 'ead. Give 'em a twist, A flick o' the wrist' That's what the showman said. 'I've got a luvverly bunch o' coconuts! There they are, all standing in a row. There stands me wife, The idol of me life, Singing roll or bowl a ball, A penny a pitch!' Singing roll or bowl a ball, A penny a pitch! Singing roll or bowl a ball, A penny a pitch! Roll or bowl a ball, Roll or bowl a ball. Singing roll or bowl a ball, A penny a pitch. BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT PARSNIPS - COCONUTS ARE FATTENING!

Eh you lot............ Leave Broccoli alone. Stick it in a steamer- only 10% of vitamins lost as compared to 80% in a microwave- after 10 mins theyre spot on-bloody good for you,and not expensive. Sprouts are poo though

Coconuts and parsnips are equal...a marriage made in heaven! Parsnip curry made with coconut milk, spicy parsnip soup with cocnut milk instead of cream, parsnips mashed with coconut cream...yum yum yum! And WHAT exactly is wrong with yummy, fresh, baby sprouts, no water, microwaved in a zippy bag for 3 mins - bliss on a plate! (Cant stand carrots, though, think I O.D'd on them as a child, mum was an unimaginative cook) Olde Crone

obviously coconuts are better than parsnips. You can't make mats from parsnips, you can't make clip clop noises there arn't songs about parsnips they haven't got milk you don't win them at the fair the only good thing about a parsnip is if one hit you on the head it wouldn't hurt! Claire

Claire. head/coconut/hitting... bad childhood memories :S lol Paul