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i must say yous are all making me feel better she could and probably will do worse now im worried!! lol

Just had an e mail from my DiL. My youngest grandchild is at pre-school and today they learnt about pets. This afternoon when Mum was out of the room she fed the tropical fish. this involved standing on the arm of a chair, taking the lid off the tank and giving them a whole packet of fish food. Mum has tried to get it out of the tank but can't and now the poor fish are all dying. Mum was initially cross but has tried not to be afterwards as she was only trying to help. She is 3 and a half. Ann Glos

well i have had Talcum powder all over bedroom and said 2 yr old lipstick all over wall and said 2 yr old flooded bathroom handbrake let off car on drive....car ended up in middle of road (sloping drive) luckily quiet cul-de-sac biscuit tin on head whilst climbing worktops to reach said biscuit tin............trip to A&E matchbox car in video recorder lego in video recorder lego in ear lego up nose......trip to A&E failure to fly from top of stairs........................trip to A&E failure to control rocking horse.....................trip to A&E failure to return home whilst out playing...................phone call to police investigating nasal anatomy with digit.......................two day nose bleed......................trip to A&E ahhhhhhhhhh fond memories Bev

My brother when he was little asked for some water to make mud pies in the garden. Mum said no, as we were going to be going out soon and she didn't want him to get dirty. He obviously only heard 'no water' and missed the rest, because he decided to make mud pies with a couple of pints of milk from the doorstep. He thought the pies were 'luvverly'. My mother's reaction, fortunately, was not recorded. nell

I did the lock yourself in a room trick when I was 3, it was our down stairs loo - dad took the bolt off the door after that and it never went back on again.

terrible2s,3s,4s,5,6,7................................ ...................right through to ...........sorry never ending!!lol

Never had any of this from Georgeous!!

i thought i'd got away with it my lill boy when he was 2 but no now he's 3 he's more than made for it im in the same boat as you i had a whole 4 pints of milk over my carpet monday

If you have seen Harry Enfield's Kevin, then thats what it's like to have a teenager around. They come complete with about 6 mates in tow, talk in funny voices that is one min quite low and the next squeaky! They eat all the rubbish, crisps, choc etc. Vegetables are poisonous, so is washing, clean clothes, making the bed and tidying their rooms. But you still love 'em (especially when they are asleep!) ENJOY!!! Claire

yeah bev my little brother is 22 still a pain in the a** in my eyes!!

thanks claire!! it gave me a laugh. by the sounds of things the teenage years are not much better?

thankfully my son has now grown out of the terrible twos our relationship is getting better all the time. mind you that might have something to do with the fact he is 22 and has left home Bev

Easy remedy Lock her under the stairs or give some cough mixture that makes her drowsy!! ONLY FLIPPIN' JOKING!!!!! I've got 3 children, 14, 21 &22 and when they were small I would love the solitude of taking the dog for a walk when hubbie got home from work. Don't worry, we've all been there and they do grow out of it Claire

i keep tellin myself that too but im strarting to think that it doesnt work!

hi danger mouse!! my week is just going from bad to worse eh??!! lol

Yes, a long way to go, but apparently there is light at the end of the tunnel, a friend of mine told me that both her sons became quite civilised AFTER they'd left home. I think one of them was 30, lol! nell

Mine poured food colouring all over my brand new wool carpet in the lounge then added sugar and milk for good measure! 99p a square yard cord carpet went down after that! Mind you they're not much better now and they're 18 and 20 this year! Julie xxx

thanks webster!!! my niece and nephew are worse than the kids on those programes so im not that baddly off.......................yet!!!! LOL

ahh dawnie poor you!! aleast you got a big kiss tho! that always makes you feel better.

thanks helen so what your saying is that ive a long long way to go yey???