General Chat

Kim It's..T'Be Sure ...T'Be Sure ....bejaisus! Got this e.male today..... Dear reciever, You have just recieved an irish virus, Since we are not so technologically advanced in ireland.... This is a Manuel virus. please delete all your files on your hard disk yourself... and send this mail to everyone you know. That'd be grand. Tanks! Paddy O'Hacker at Paddy at Bejaisus*com

PMSL!!! Thats Brilliant Gerri!! (I am REALLY LOL) ;o))) xxx

Nice one Gerri! I've got some great jokes but wouldn't dare put them on here as most threads get deleted with the mildest of swear words or blasphemy!! Last year, went out with a few mates but had things on my mind. Got absolutely hammered, not been like that in years, but I think I took my worry out on the drink!! Vaguely remember arriving home - woke up in the morning, fully clothed, on floor and soaking wet head to toe!! Either went thru sprinkler via home, went for a shower in middle of night - fully clothed or fell in fish pond!!!! OH said he heard my gold chain clinking on the floor every time I moved and chuckled to himself - revenge is a dish served best cold or summat like that!! will get my own back - again!! Helen x

Sheila We used to live in a shared house when I was a kid and had to share the loo so Mum kept loo roll indoors. She would 'issue' two sheets each. When we lost the old Bronco and got soft paper I thought she would want it back as it seemed too good t throw away! maybe she wanted t wash it out? lol

Helen! thats dissgusting! getting hammered! BRB...gotta get a refill...have a pee and give me Mum the paper to wash out.... Refill of water of course ;-) Hic! lol

I know Gerri, absolutely terrible!! All this bible business made me confess!! But i did have a genuine excuse but had to get up at silly o'clock andstill felt inebriated at midday! Just popping off for a pee and top my soda water up ........................................................................................................................................ with white wine - fancy a glass - it's Chardonnay!! helen x

No tanks Helen....Im on voddy wiv diet coke thanks... :-)) (we ran outta water) One more rollie and I'm off to annoy the irish imp! bless him. I thought I'd help on the tips board tonight as i was bored but not alot happeing on there tonight. Maybe a blessing to all as I'm hopless! lol but I'm trying...VERY trying....lol Nighty night all Gerri xxx

my friends mother issued 3 sheets of paper at a time - one to wipe up one to wipe down and the other to polish she said lol

Oooower! POSH! or wot? lol