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Oooower! POSH! or wot? lol

my friends mother issued 3 sheets of paper at a time - one to wipe up one to wipe down and the other to polish she said lol

No tanks Helen....Im on voddy wiv diet coke thanks... :-)) (we ran outta water) One more rollie and I'm off to annoy the irish imp! bless him. I thought I'd help on the tips board tonight as i was bored but not alot happeing on there tonight. Maybe a blessing to all as I'm hopless! lol but I'm trying...VERY trying....lol Nighty night all Gerri xxx

I know Gerri, absolutely terrible!! All this bible business made me confess!! But i did have a genuine excuse but had to get up at silly o'clock andstill felt inebriated at midday! Just popping off for a pee and top my soda water up ........................................................................................................................................ with white wine - fancy a glass - it's Chardonnay!! helen x

Helen! thats dissgusting! getting hammered! BRB...gotta get a refill...have a pee and give me Mum the paper to wash out.... Refill of water of course ;-) Hic! lol

Sheila We used to live in a shared house when I was a kid and had to share the loo so Mum kept loo roll indoors. She would 'issue' two sheets each. When we lost the old Bronco and got soft paper I thought she would want it back as it seemed too good t throw away! maybe she wanted t wash it out? lol

Nice one Gerri! I've got some great jokes but wouldn't dare put them on here as most threads get deleted with the mildest of swear words or blasphemy!! Last year, went out with a few mates but had things on my mind. Got absolutely hammered, not been like that in years, but I think I took my worry out on the drink!! Vaguely remember arriving home - woke up in the morning, fully clothed, on floor and soaking wet head to toe!! Either went thru sprinkler via home, went for a shower in middle of night - fully clothed or fell in fish pond!!!! OH said he heard my gold chain clinking on the floor every time I moved and chuckled to himself - revenge is a dish served best cold or summat like that!! will get my own back - again!! Helen x

PMSL!!! Thats Brilliant Gerri!! (I am REALLY LOL) ;o))) xxx

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I had a neighbour once who ALWAYS asked if she could borrow the toilet paper lol I never wanted it back lol

LOL LOL LOL Gerri! You are a breath of fresh air on this board - so you are!! T'Be Sure - PMSL *********When Irish Eyes are smilin'********* ;o)))) xxxxxx

LOL shiela Heres one for helen and the bog roll situation..... Two women on the way back from a night out stop ina graveyard for a wee... One wipes her (you know what) with her knickers and the other with a wreath The two husbands were in the pub the next day and the 1st man says ' I better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on!' The 2nd husband says.....'Thats nuffink! mine had a card wedged in her Ar** saying- we'll never forget you from all the boys at the fire station!'

Gerri - were they holy smokes you made?

Just to put the record straight.... Helen's OH was the one that suggested Gerri use pages from bible to make fag papers the night she ran out...lol!! helen the scapegoat!!!!

Helen When needs must mate! ;-)

Don't worry Gerri - I have no intention of even starting it. He can do his own.

purple....you have a Smith? aaggghh I'd hate to do his tree! Thought my flippin Matilda was bad enough! Just hope she doesn't turn out to be a Smith! lol

Gerri, the bible episode had me in absolute stitches and I do enjoy a good laff but I was just trying to prove how multi-functional the holy book can be!!!! *Wonders what it would be like if bog roll was a shortage* No, you couldn't - could you?!!! Helen x

Just to put the record straight.... HELEN was the one that suggested i use pages from family bible to make fag papers the night I ran out...lol (only used blank ones)

Hi Gerri Now you have given the game away, cold bum? Brrr, in this weather it's flanny pyjamas for me. I swear my o.h. is descended from Irish Romanies - he is a Smith -he wanted to watch all the Boyzone etc music on tv last night and got huffy when I needed to switch it off to set up the recorder for the programmes I wanted. He stomped off to bed and left me in peace, hurrah!