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Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 10:25

When John Lennon wrote Lucy in the sky with diamonds, he had no idea how to play Cluedo

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 3 May 2020 10:31

Honesty is always a good policy Allan ;-)

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 3 May 2020 10:33

I think it was about drugs, LSD lol.

Island

Island Report 3 May 2020 10:37

Where did you pluck that gem from Allan?
The library? With a crowbar? :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 10:41

My sauces are secret, Island ;-)

Island

Island Report 3 May 2020 10:44

Ooo……. spicy :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 10:44

My mate confided with me recently that he was having an, ahem, relationship with identical twins.

I asked how he could tell them apart and he said, 'her brother has a moustache'

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 3 May 2020 10:46

According to John, Lucy was Julian's friend at school and John was inspired by young Julian's drawing/painting of her.

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 3 May 2020 10:53

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-DAllan up to his usual level :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 10:55

Up or down, Pat?

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 3 May 2020 10:57

:-D :-D :-D @ Bumhug

Island

Island Report 3 May 2020 10:58

Believe that you'll believe anything Pat :-D *chokes on water pipe*

JoyLouise

JoyLouise Report 3 May 2020 11:09

And there were we, thinking it referred to LSD - :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 3 May 2020 11:20

Money money money..... :-D :-D :-D

oops. wrong band.

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 11:57

Yes, that was the rubber band :-|

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 11:59

The government have just told the public to stockpile German sausages just in case the wurst comes to the wurst.

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 12:08

I got stopped by the police this morning asking where was I between 4 and 6

I said, "primary school".

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 3 May 2020 12:18

Who's to say we weren't there, drugs were but what was the real influence :-S



Up or down Allan - I left it open for all to put their own idea on that ;-) :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 12:22

:-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 May 2020 12:26

In my case there was no influence, I was born an idiot and have tried to improve ever since.

It must have worked as my OH now calls me a first class idiot