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Allan

Allan Report 31 Dec 2022 21:59

A friend of mine let's his wife colour in his black and white tattoos when she's sad.

He reckon that it's good to give her a shoulder to crayon

A Happy New Year to you all

Allan

Allan Report 25 Dec 2022 22:54

Why did the chicken use a Ouija board?


To get to the other side.

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 24 Dec 2022 21:46

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 24 Dec 2022 21:43

I used to teach Origami but eventually quit; just too much paperwork involved

My first girlfriend was always trying to put me down. That's one of the hazards of going out with a vet.

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 23 Dec 2022 09:01

I am along with Ping Pong merrily on high :-D :-D

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 23 Dec 2022 08:41

Anyone still singing When Shepherds washed their socks by night?

Allan

Allan Report 22 Dec 2022 23:14

I know of a dyslexic Satanist who sold his soul to Santa

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 22 Dec 2022 22:45

:-D :-D :-D

...then there's those who have trouble with the formation of letters to make words - who decided the word 'Dyslexia' would be a suitable name ???

Allan

Allan Report 22 Dec 2022 21:34

I wonder which sadist put the letter 's' in the word Lisp.

Allan

Allan Report 22 Dec 2022 21:31

What would the World be like without rhetorical questions?

Allan

Allan Report 6 May 2020 23:12

Why did Lucille's husband moan that it was a fine time to leave him when he already had four hundred children and a croc in the field.

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 6 May 2020 19:10

Who was talking about Desmond Dekker?

His ears are alight. :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 6 May 2020 18:18

Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you :-D :-D

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 6 May 2020 17:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D Maggie

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 6 May 2020 17:14

Annie Lennox must love cheese - Sweet dreams are made of cheese :-0 :-0

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 6 May 2020 17:06

MowtownGal - surely the Bee Gees song is about a rug?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qDZMjN3EOM

Island

Island Report 6 May 2020 16:45

What's a lulu horse?

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 6 May 2020 16:13

Was Madonna wanting a sugar rush when she sang about a Poppadom Peach?

Crisp and fruity! :-D

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 6 May 2020 14:53

Can any Dancing Queen tell me how to get a beat from a tangerine :-S

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 6 May 2020 10:47

I thought How Deep Is Your Love by the BeeGees was about mariners.

'And you come to me on a submarine...……………….'