General Chat

The most worrying wee I ever had.

You know those public toilets that tip up the pan and wash it all out after you have left? They are sort of round with a door that has a big handle on it that must be in the closed position when you shut the door.

Well, I was menopausal when you do three gallons to the mile and was travelling on the A3.

One of the garages was being refurbished and had two of these toilets, with the doors facing the road.

Being pre-occupied, I went in to one and could not get the door to stay closed because I was holding the handle down.

Luckily, I did let go of the handle in time but I was worried all the way through the performance, awaiting the grand opening and display of my technique to the passing motorists.