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Sharron

Sharron Report 5 Aug 2013 17:49

The most worrying wee I ever had.

You know those public toilets that tip up the pan and wash it all out after you have left? They are sort of round with a door that has a big handle on it that must be in the closed position when you shut the door.

Well, I was menopausal when you do three gallons to the mile and was travelling on the A3.

One of the garages was being refurbished and had two of these toilets, with the doors facing the road.

Being pre-occupied, I went in to one and could not get the door to stay closed because I was holding the handle down.

Luckily, I did let go of the handle in time but I was worried all the way through the performance, awaiting the grand opening and display of my technique to the passing motorists.

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 5 Aug 2013 17:27

Can't tell you might still be on a three legged sheep!
I see you seem to have lost a little fleece is it shearing time?

Renes

Renes Report 5 Aug 2013 17:20



I used to have one of these loos ...

You wiggle the seat .. Left to right ...and had a warm water wash

Then leant back on the seat ...for an air dry .....

no Bluetooth though .......

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 5 Aug 2013 17:18

What happened to the rest of the coat?

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 5 Aug 2013 17:14

Yes it's like a sheepskin sleeve on a stick and a rubber blade.

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 5 Aug 2013 17:02

Can't you get an app for that?

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 5 Aug 2013 17:00

We have 8 windows but I haven't wiped them in months!

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 5 Aug 2013 16:53

Isn't that Windows 8?

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 5 Aug 2013 16:46

Yes don't they work by wiping?

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 5 Aug 2013 16:44

A new use for an iPad?

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 5 Aug 2013 16:38

Imagine no paper and you find your ipad battery is dead!

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 5 Aug 2013 16:18

Oh dear!

I wonder what speed the fan was on?

:-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 5 Aug 2013 16:16

I wonder how they tested it.

That would have been a plumb job.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 5 Aug 2013 15:55

Being attacked in that vulnerable position would be enough to drive you around the bend.

:-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 5 Aug 2013 14:52

I wonder whether the person responsible will be sent to work on a chain gang

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 5 Aug 2013 14:37

eRRol :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 5 Aug 2013 14:36

OMG we will have an app next to wipe our derriere's :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 5 Aug 2013 14:27

I have just had a hot flush.

Well, when I say "me", I actually mean my next door neighbour :)

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 5 Aug 2013 14:16

:-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 5 Aug 2013 14:16

:-D :-D :-D