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Lippenstift am jacket


brings back happy memories of bfpo 20!

Good one Puss!


Ummmm....Lippenstift am jacket???? :-S :-S :-S :-D

I LOOKED BACK WHEN I SAW lippenst?? i thought id spelled it wrong lol wouldnt be a first. :-D

Perhaps......" Lippenstift am jacket"...........is the German equivalent of "Lipstick On My Collar".......??? :-D

Blooming heck!!!!!

I just looked it up..............and it is!!! :-D :-D :-D

i used to like singing this one to my OH on kareoke manymoons ago, he decided to stay and provides me with lots of compost.

beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.
When you take, you gotta give, so live and let live,
Or let go.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.

I could promise you things like big diamond rings,
But you don't find roses growin' on stalks of clover.
So you better think it over.
Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true,
I would give you the world right now on a silver platter,
But what would it matter?
So smile for a while and let's be jolly:
Love shouldn't be so melancholy.
Come along and share the good times while we can.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.

Instrumental break.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.

I could sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
But if that's what it takes to hold you,
I'd just as soon let you go, but there's one thing I want you to know.
You better look before you leap, still waters run deep,
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out,
And you know what I'm talkin' about.
So smile for a while and let's be jolly:
Love shouldn't be so melancholy.
Come along and share the good times while we can.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes

Ooooo, arrrrrrr............i got more than garden compost!!!

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

She made I laugh, haha

I'll Stick by you I'll give you all that ya need
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Eat sleep in the kitchen it's a proper disgrace
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby, HA

Weren't we grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordyroy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos tooken us holding hands

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me
Should stop this galivanting and will you marry me
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give ou the key

Aarrr, you're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur land haha
















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LOVE IT LOL XXX :-D :-D :-D

Thats all for today folks!! ;-)

is it same time next week i will bring some chips :-D