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is it same time next week i will bring some chips :-D

Thats all for today folks!! ;-)

LOVE IT LOL XXX :-D :-D :-D

Ooooo, arrrrrrr............i got more than garden compost!!!

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

She made I laugh, haha

I'll Stick by you I'll give you all that ya need
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Eat sleep in the kitchen it's a proper disgrace
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby, HA

Weren't we grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordyroy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos tooken us holding hands

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me
Should stop this galivanting and will you marry me
Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give ou the key

Aarrr, you're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur land haha
















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i used to like singing this one to my OH on kareoke manymoons ago, he decided to stay and provides me with lots of compost.

beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.
When you take, you gotta give, so live and let live,
Or let go.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.

I could promise you things like big diamond rings,
But you don't find roses growin' on stalks of clover.
So you better think it over.
Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true,
I would give you the world right now on a silver platter,
But what would it matter?
So smile for a while and let's be jolly:
Love shouldn't be so melancholy.
Come along and share the good times while we can.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes.

Instrumental break.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.

I could sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
But if that's what it takes to hold you,
I'd just as soon let you go, but there's one thing I want you to know.
You better look before you leap, still waters run deep,
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out,
And you know what I'm talkin' about.
So smile for a while and let's be jolly:
Love shouldn't be so melancholy.
Come along and share the good times while we can.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes

Blooming heck!!!!!

I just looked it up..............and it is!!! :-D :-D :-D

Perhaps......" Lippenstift am jacket"...........is the German equivalent of "Lipstick On My Collar".......??? :-D

I LOOKED BACK WHEN I SAW lippenst?? i thought id spelled it wrong lol wouldnt be a first. :-D

Good one Puss!


Ummmm....Lippenstift am jacket???? :-S :-S :-S :-D

Lippenstift am jacket


brings back happy memories of bfpo 20!

can i add one please , it would be connie francis.

(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

When you left me all alone at the record hop
Told me you were goin’ out for a soda pop
You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more
You came back and man oh man this is what I saw

Lipstick on you collar, told a tale on you
Lipstick on you collar, said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through
Cause, lipstick on you collar told a tale on you, yeah

You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
Then I noticed yours was red, mine was baby pink
Who walked in but Mary Jane, lipstick all a mess
Were you smoochin’ my best friend, yes, he answered, yes

Lipstick on you collar, told a tale on you
Lipstick on you collar, said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through
Cause, lipstick on you collar told a tale on you, boy

Told a tale on you, man
Told a tale on you, yeah

:-D

Wend...it was "Senior Moments"...Golf Brooks.

Sumptink about "Brain Trumping" Oh i say!! :-D

Emma - please post it again. I was enjoying it, but had to go and answer the doorbell half-way through.

Wend x

I am digging deep now! :-D

Frank Ifield


I remember you-ooh
You're the one who made my dreams come true
A few kisses ago

I remember you-ooh
You're the one who said "I love you, too"
Yes, I do, didn'tcha know?

I remember, too, a distant bell and stars that fell
Like the rain out of the blue-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of it all
Then I will tell them I remember you-ooh

I remember, too, a distant bell and stars that fell
Just like the rain out of the blue-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

When my life is through
And the angels ask me to recall
The thrill of it all
Then I will tell them I remember, tell them I remember
Tell them I remember you

What Do You Wanna Make Those Eyes At Me For
if They Don't Mean What They Say
ooh, They Make Me Glad, They Make Me Sad
they Make Me Want A Lot Of Things That I've Never Had
you're Fooling Around With Me Now
oh, You Lead Me On And Then You Run Away

oh, That's Alright,
i'll Get You Alone Tonight
and Baby You'll Find
you're Messing With Dynamite
so What Do You Wanna Make Those Eyes At Me For
if They Don't Mean What They Say

what Do You Wanna Make Those Eyes At Me For
if They Don't Mean What They Say
ooh, They Make Me Glad, They Make Me Sad
they Make Me Want A Lot Of Things That I've Never Had
you're Fooling Around With Me Now
oh, You Lead Me On And Then You Run Away

CATCH A FALLING STAR
Perry Como


Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Never let it fade away
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day

For love may come and tap you on the shoulder some starless night
Just in case you feel you want to hold her
You'll have a pocketful of starlight

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Never let it fade away
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day

For love may come and tap you on the shoulder some starless night
Just in case you feel you want to hold her
You'll have a pocketful of starlight


Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Never let it fade away
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day


For when your troubles start multiplyin' and they just might
It's easy to forget them without tryin'
With just a pocketful of starlight

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Never let it fade away
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day

(Save it for a rainy day)
Save it for a rainy day

I tried to find the lyrics to post Emma........but failed miserably. :-(

Have deleted it Prickles, thought you would find it funny. :-D

Emma x

DON'T JUMP OFF THE ROOF, DAD


Daddy came home from work tired
His boss had been driving him mad.
The kids were all shouting, the dog bit him too
His dinner was nothing but boiled over stew.

I guess it was then he decided
Up to the rooftop he'd go
He was about to jump off when
The kids started howling below

'Don't jump off the roof, Dad
You'll make a hole in the yard
Mother's just planted petunias
The weeding and seeding was hard

If you must end it all, Dad
Won't you please give us a break
Just take a walk down the park, Dad
And there you can jump in the lake

Gloris Gaynor....A song very dear to my heart Tempest!! :-D


Smokey Robinson - Tears Of A Clown


Now if there's a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey that's quite a different subject
But don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm sad, oh I'm sadder than sad
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad
Like a clown I pretend to be glad

Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown, when there's no one around
Uh hum, oh yeah baby

Now if I appear to be carefree
It's only to camouflage my sadness
And honey to shield my pride I try
To cover this hurt with a show of gladness
But don't let my show convince you
That I've been happy since you
Decided to go, oh I need you so
I'm hurt and I want you to know
But for others I put on a show, ooh yeah


Just like Pagliacci did
I try to keep my surface hid
Smiling in the public eye
But in my lonely room I cry
The tears of a clown
When there's no one around, oh yeah, baby baby
Now if there's a smile on my face
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Don't let this smile I wear
Make you think that I don't care
When really I'm sad…I’m hurting so bad……