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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 26 Nov 2011 16:33

There was once an e-mail going around about old age which I deleted ages ago (I think) ..but why not start our own

Old age is

getting stopped by the speed cops is because you were going too slow

when a good night is sleeping all the way through

when happy hour means having a nap



YorkshireCaz

YorkshireCaz Report 26 Nov 2011 18:18

I remember the one I put on was, it takes two or three goes to get out of your chair. It was a good thread that.

Caz

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 26 Nov 2011 18:32

thanx Caz at least I haven't lost it ..YET and maybe we can make another good thread ??

 Lindsey*

Lindsey* Report 26 Nov 2011 19:02

Finding your reading glasses in the fridge !

YorkshireCaz

YorkshireCaz Report 26 Nov 2011 19:04

Lets hope so Uzzi. Another one is going through all the childrens and pets names before reaching the one you are wanting.

Caz

Jean (Monmouth)

Jean (Monmouth) Report 26 Nov 2011 19:42

What did we have for dinner yesterday? Why didnt I wake up on time for my appointment this morning?
Did i put my asthma spray in my bag?
Just because I walk with two sticks, why does every passing gentleman feel free to tell me how his wife/mother manages. They do it nicely mind.

Wend

Wend Report 26 Nov 2011 19:45

Hello there Uzzi

Amongst many things (which I will remember eventually!), the regular one for me is going upstairs to get something, forgetting what it is when I've got there, and remembering when I've gone downstairs again. Annoying, but good exercise!

Wend x

Wend

Wend Report 26 Nov 2011 19:47

Jean, I think they just see it as a good excuse to talk to a nice lady :-)

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 26 Nov 2011 19:59

When the policemen/women look like they should still be at school. ;-)

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 26 Nov 2011 20:25

Wend half my exercise is looking for something :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Nov 2011 20:51

making a list of other things to do,for when you have to kneel down for one thing you can do all the others as well...........while you're down there!!

Bob

Wend

Wend Report 26 Nov 2011 20:57

Bob - that's really old!! (and I thought your were a youngster!)

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Nov 2011 23:49

at 74................Wend...........the body looks 31 but the chassis.....well...........the less said, the better!!

Bob

Wend

Wend Report 27 Nov 2011 20:27

74? - you are a youngster! And if your body still looks 31, I wouldn't worry about the chassis!

*tuts* - wish my body looked 31.

Wend :-D

YorkshireCaz

YorkshireCaz Report 27 Nov 2011 20:37

ZZzzz, when my youngest son is a policeman, that makes me feel old.

Caz

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 27 Nov 2011 21:48

When your Grandchildren take out a mortgage.

Bertett

Bertett Report 27 Nov 2011 22:16

When the mind is willing but the body is weak.

chris :-D :-D

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 27 Nov 2011 22:29

Anninglos. It hasn't happened to us yet, but it is a scary thought. :-0

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 27 Nov 2011 22:39

When you used to say 'I wish to go all the way' which meant to the terminus!!!

Speaking to son last night asking how he enjoyed the concert of Gerry and the Pacemaker - he remarked he must have been the youngest there and that he had bnever seen so many zimmer frames and walking aids in one place - that it was no place to pick up a woman unless she had fallen on the floor!

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 28 Nov 2011 08:26

LOL chris of Wessex. your son has a good sense or humour. ;-)