General Chat

For gagging a brat whose only form of communication is screaming like a bloody banshee!!!!

Sue x

A medal of honour lol

:o))

Now now Flower....don't be too hasty !!!! Put yourself on the naughty step for five minutes...have a lrg brandy and a sly ciggie.

Guarantee you'll feel loads better lol x

lol Steve.

It's a boy of about 5, his mother doesn't stop him, he is out playing today. OH went out and gave him the evil eye and he went in for a while. He's out again now.

We have two other small boys in a house opposite, they moved in about 6 weeks ago. They were playing near our entrance and I went and spoke with their Mum about the danger. If OH comes home and they are in the driveway he doesn;t have a chance in hell of seeing them. Their mother was very understanding and even said if the boys annoy you please feel free to tell them to quieten down.

The other mother is an absolute twit!!

Sue x

Edit: No Muffy I won't feel better, not unless he goes in his house with a load of duck tape around his mouth!

xx

Maybe nice mother could have a word twit mother...**whispers ** to Muffy someone is showing their age :)

S'all right, Sue... go ahead... we can all come as character witnesses at your trial, and confirm you are absolutely bonkers, so you'd only get community service...... duct taping while the balance of the mind is disturbed...

Oh... and you could ask if the Community service could include re-doing the duct tape at regular intervals... I mean, that IS a service to the community! ;¬)) And would confirm you as deranged.

Mwah!!

Love

Daff xxxx

How about a few next door neighbourly conversations to get to know the mum. Then a really concerned comment about the poor child's "disability" and the query as to whether the support/education services think they will be able to make any improvement in his speech affliction!!!

Then you can all share a couple of large brandies and console each other while one hold down the child and helps the mother apply the tape.

ROFLMAO, yes I am bleedin' grumpy!

She's too lazy to ever take the kid to:

Large playing field, 15 mins walk
Hard surface multi play area, 5 mins walk
Beach, 4 miles away
Wildlife centre, 2 miles away
The river/gorge, 2 miles away (ooh that sounds good) :-))

So the bored brat just screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We live in a cul de sac of just 8 houses so the noise is trapped. I may just have to get the garden hose at the ready...lol

Sue xx

I think you should trun ya telly up,,,,,,,,:}}}}}


throws a couple of bungles of cotton wool.......

go ask the twit if her son is ok as he is screaming his head off is he hurt,

Kay, my telly is turned up..lol like my blood pressure.

Windows are open because it's sunny and I am not going to shut them because she can't be bothered to entertain her own child. So the option is I turn his volume down for him, a damn good soaking with the hose should do the trick :-))

Sue x

Well, you could make some toffee, using a recipe from Kitty.... that should keep him quiet for a week or so!!

We had that problem when we first moved here... there was a family down the way... where you were sat, looking straight ahead, and about four doors down... the girls were fine... but the spoiled brat of a boy was constantly screaming... at first I thought he had a learning disability, but another neighbour said not.... that he was just a spoiled little boy with three older sisters. When I was ill, the house went up on the market, but the trampoline etc is still there, so not sure if they sold or not... but he is quiet now!! Or he was last year.

Love

Daff xxxx

ps... in about 12 years, he'll be revving up his motorbike outside your house, lololol!

Oh no he won't Daff...lol OH knows his way around a bike having ridden one for years ;-)

Toffee, hmmmm, I could think of more suitable things to feed him but I will get accused of abuse!

She is renting because the owner can't sell in this market, fingers crossed they move on soon.

Sue xx

I feel for you Sue ,honest I do.Can I borrow some of your Duct Tape for the Cockerel next door.He starts crowing at 3.30 am.

Of course you can Jane..lol you might be better with a blindfold for him so he can't tell what time it is :-))

xx

Sue ,would you like to suggest that to my neighbour pretty please.

go out and tel him that the boggie man doesnt like noise, and will come eat him if he doesnt stop screaming, lol

The Brat or the Cockerel Stray?? lolol

the lovely lively little boy lol x

*Hands Jane a stock cube, and some Sage and onion stuffing*

Show him these..... bet he shuts up then!!

Love

Daff xxxx

Heck Daff,what a brilliant idea lol.I'll shimmy over the fence into the chicken run later tonight.I have to say he is a stunning looking bird,but even so ,I HATE HIM.