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LWD.Its share and share alike now Is,nt it?.**M**. Joy,ItsObviously a very Expensive Type and High Powered. Mersey,In Camelot.:o))))>.**M**.Just back from mercy mission.

Merlin------ Laffin so much at this Thread .

Merlin yous let my OH on here too with them naughty women jokes! lol
Tricia xx


Now was just thinking--how come they make a Mars bar but not a Venus bar. Could be one for them and both for us. pmsl

huh u men ar the complicated ones !!!!

Impossible !

Give up

Well you learn something new everyday...never knew that about Wizards...so where do they hang out then?? pmsl xx

Joy, That Pink Rabbit,It was,nt of the Rampant Type Was it?.pmsl. Mersey, Most things with Wizards are " Industrial Size" as they,re usually longer lasting even though they cost more.**M**,pmsl.:o)))>.

There must be a wound!
No one can be this hurt
and not bleed.

How could she injure me so?
No marks
No bruise

Worse!
People say 'My, you're looking well'
.....God help me!
She's mummified me -
ALIVE!

Spike Milligan

Who me or Merlin??? lmao xx

Pmsl Merlin..........

Do you use a sandblock or an industrial sander...Geeeezzzz you haven't got one of those under there have you.......lmao xx

Sounds like STT, has had a twirl around the world.**M**>pmsl. Mersey,Only to smooth off the Rough Edges,When Needed.**M**.pmsl.( And its Wet and Dry ) as used on all good body repairwork. and of course to remove excess Chocolate from Mars Bars.xx.:o))))>

omg.....is that were I left it.....roflmao xxx

Surley you don't keep sandpaper under there as well Merlin?? lol pmsl

hmmmm....checks Merlins headboard pmsl

Joy, You lift my Hat Up and you,ll find more than Mars Bars There. and I have,nt got a bald Patch,I wear a "Syrup" my hair got worn away, I,ll leave it to you,re imagination as to how it did.**M**.:o)))))>.pmsl.xx.

lmao RB....love it

speaking of batteries>>>>>>>runs off to re-charge mine!!!

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman


What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

oooh Merlin...a man who doesn't like football?...wow you really are a rare find lol x

Shimmer, I can,t think of " Anything" more boring than watching a load of overpaid "Prima Donnas" preening themselves and wanting a Kiss when they/if score a goal.Can think of far better things to do.**M**.:o))>.

Could think of nicer things Merlin than a mars bar to perk me up anyway....roflmao xxx