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Understanding Women?

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Merlin

Merlin Report 19 Nov 2008 13:58

It would take far too long and Life is too Short, So Why? Bother to try. **M**.:o))))>.pmsl

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 19 Nov 2008 14:04

Oh Merlin

My dear friend, you okay ... you sound very low or ... Merlin, are you teasing us lol? xxx

Surf

Surf Report 19 Nov 2008 14:05

Understanding Women?

no never

no hope of that

:@)

Merlin

Merlin Report 19 Nov 2008 14:10

Bit of Both Shimmer. See PM, **M**.xx.

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 19 Nov 2008 14:11

Hello Merlin, why would you want to understand us, sometimes we don't even understand ourselves, cheer up chuck x

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 19 Nov 2008 14:28

Merlin hun

Wish I could wave your magic wand, make you smile.

Now me, I shall never understand men ..., tonight most will be sitting in front of a square box, a drink in their hand, watching England v Germany ... talking to the TV, being the England Manager, commentator and more lol!

xxx

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 19 Nov 2008 14:29

Hi Merlin, Well you know Men are From Mars and Women Are From Venus! I've got the book and it is oh so true and a good laugh.
:)))) xxxx

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 19 Nov 2008 14:30

Hi Shimms You are probably right there LOL

Mersey

Mersey Report 19 Nov 2008 14:31

Now I thought you of all people would understand us women Merlin.........!! pmsl x

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 19 Nov 2008 14:37

Hi Cous ~~~~~~
You old rocker you. lol

I won't be watching ------ I dinnay like football.

Searching for telly guide right now........ lol

Merlin

Merlin Report 19 Nov 2008 14:50

LWD. Nothing like a good Mars Bar for perking up your life and other things. It,"Supposidly" helps you "Work,Rest And Play" Play being the best.:o))))>. As for Understanding Women. The Mind Boggles,Given up trying,just gives me a Headache. Mind, They,re Great Fun to be with,and have fun with, **M**.:o))))>.pmsl.

Mersey

Mersey Report 19 Nov 2008 14:52

Could think of nicer things Merlin than a mars bar to perk me up anyway....roflmao xxx

Merlin

Merlin Report 19 Nov 2008 14:54

Shimmer, I can,t think of " Anything" more boring than watching a load of overpaid "Prima Donnas" preening themselves and wanting a Kiss when they/if score a goal.Can think of far better things to do.**M**.:o))>.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 19 Nov 2008 14:57

oooh Merlin...a man who doesn't like football?...wow you really are a rare find lol x

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 19 Nov 2008 15:00

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman


What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 19 Nov 2008 15:01

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 19 Nov 2008 15:02

lmao RB....love it

speaking of batteries>>>>>>>runs off to re-charge mine!!!

Merlin

Merlin Report 19 Nov 2008 15:04

Joy, You lift my Hat Up and you,ll find more than Mars Bars There. and I have,nt got a bald Patch,I wear a "Syrup" my hair got worn away, I,ll leave it to you,re imagination as to how it did.**M**.:o)))))>.pmsl.xx.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 19 Nov 2008 15:06

hmmmm....checks Merlins headboard pmsl

Mersey

Mersey Report 19 Nov 2008 15:07

Surley you don't keep sandpaper under there as well Merlin?? lol pmsl