General Chat

Growing up is for grown ups

no fun at all !!!!!

julie ann

you reminded me with the tents:

use your mums best egyptian cotton sheets to make a wig wam, best done the day after its been raining so you can get the sheets muddy

you gotta have a laugh avent you
you cant be serious all the time

my kids are now older as that was some years ago
they tell me i really should grow up sometimes

hi julie ann

see, thats the kind of thing i would do.lol

then i wonder why my kids do the things they do

Broggy/Maria
daughter just come in she said she got the pampass grass idea from watching:
the comic strip presents with Rik Mayall

well i thought it was sensible ideas,

lmao

has anyone seen the action man that throws handgranades,?

hes more peace keepin if you fill his hand with icecream in a cafe
i showed my son and daughter to do this one time in weymouth when id had too much son and the waitress was a bit up her own nose

hubby told me off

We used to make little camps Julie

( much better than sewing grandpa's underpants to his vest )

put a little tent up in the garden for um to play in in the day time,
fun picnics in the tent and sheltered from rain sun,
great fun as kids

Well, GG, I'll be hiding round the corner & watching the comings & goings of the pampas grass owners I know then, to see if I can get any evidence. If I find anything out I'll let you know, but there's no smoke without fire is there! There were certainly a lot of cars outside theirs last Saturday.

Maria x

hi maria

i don't know if its true about the pampass grass, daughter told the teacher it was a signal to other swingers that 'swingers live in this house' all welcome.

our pampas grass is no longer their though

What about getting Great Aunt Bea to remove her teeth so her cheeks go all floppety, and seeing how many clothes pegs the kids can stick on her face.

The last one to manage succesful peg placement wins a sherbet fountain.

Maria x

Is it true about the pampas grass? I know someone with some in their front garden. I might look at them in a different way now.

Maria xx

We used to rub butter on our mam's glasses when she fell asleep in front of the tv - it would take her a while to work out what was happening when she woke up :)

WHEN YOU FINALY THINK
OH HELL GOT TO
OK LIKE
BEEN TEACHING,THEM

DONT AN I MEAN DONT DONT

MAKE CAKES AND TALK ON THE
PHONE

THE ROTTON BLUBBERS EAT ALL THE CAKE MIX AND ITS HARD WORKING OUT


HOW LONG YOU GOT TILL THEY PUCK,,AN MAKE SURE THERE IN THERE OWN HOUSE

not resorted to that one yet glitter baby. maybe soon.lol


this one takes alot of patience

put the shower head on the side of the bath and see how long it takes for the water to penetrate the sealant and trickle downstairs. works best when shower is left on

Tie them to the back of a car, drag them round the estate, it would at least give them a reason to scream instead of the screaming contest they have.

Brian - i think i must have the naughtiest kids

I told you they don't need any encouragement.lol

GG

BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

not a school holiday one but:

when parents evening is approaching and you know a teacher isn't going to give you a good report:

tell the teacher that your parents are swingers, and that the sign that you are swingers is the pampas grass in the front garden, (it helps that the teachers know where you live cause they have to drive past it)

The teacher will be too embarrased to look at your parents never mind talking to them.

Heh Heh

kids !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shouldn't tell them about My syrup of figs thread

they more than ideas Brian

I just listing things that between them all they have actually done.lol