General Chat

Over the next few days

I will be posting ideas

on what the kiddy winks

can do to keep themselves amused

( has anyone tried My idea about putting mustard on granny's false teeth )

PMSL can't wait to hear what other ideas you come up with x

Hi Carole

I have many ideas to amuse kiddy winks

keep watching

MEGA TRAIN
£1,
LONDON TO SOUTH EERR WEST
IDEA IS YOU GET ON WRONG TRAIN AN SOME POOR MUG GETS LUMBERED

OHHHH NO NOT ME ,,IHAVNT A MIN IN MY DAY

Wow Dizzi

what ?

Morning Brian

My kids don't need any help entertaining themselves, they got enough imagination to get upto mischief on their own.lol

I'm sure I could give them a few pointers Pauline

when visiting grandparents, and the grandad is asleep on the sofa, see how many time you can stick a sewing needle into his leg to see if it wakes him up.lol


it took four good prods for grandad to wake.lol

when you can't wake one of your siblings cut their hair while they are asleep and leave all their hair on the pillow

on finding a pair of hair clippers give all your bratzs dolls a no.2 haircut

great ideas !!!!!!!!!!!!!

they more than ideas Brian

I just listing things that between them all they have actually done.lol

Heh Heh

kids !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shouldn't tell them about My syrup of figs thread

not a school holiday one but:

when parents evening is approaching and you know a teacher isn't going to give you a good report:

tell the teacher that your parents are swingers, and that the sign that you are swingers is the pampas grass in the front garden, (it helps that the teachers know where you live cause they have to drive past it)

The teacher will be too embarrased to look at your parents never mind talking to them.

GG

BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Brian - i think i must have the naughtiest kids

I told you they don't need any encouragement.lol

Tie them to the back of a car, drag them round the estate, it would at least give them a reason to scream instead of the screaming contest they have.

not resorted to that one yet glitter baby. maybe soon.lol


this one takes alot of patience

put the shower head on the side of the bath and see how long it takes for the water to penetrate the sealant and trickle downstairs. works best when shower is left on

WHEN YOU FINALY THINK
OH HELL GOT TO
OK LIKE
BEEN TEACHING,THEM

DONT AN I MEAN DONT DONT

MAKE CAKES AND TALK ON THE
PHONE

THE ROTTON BLUBBERS EAT ALL THE CAKE MIX AND ITS HARD WORKING OUT


HOW LONG YOU GOT TILL THEY PUCK,,AN MAKE SURE THERE IN THERE OWN HOUSE

We used to rub butter on our mam's glasses when she fell asleep in front of the tv - it would take her a while to work out what was happening when she woke up :)