General Chat

i need tojoin your club Ive just had a disaster weep weep weep.

It almost ended up on the floor sob sob and now have had to stick it back together with the icing howllllllllll howllllllllllllllll

Delia said it was a cheats cake but she lieddddddddddddd

Hubby says its cos Ive had alcofrol

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Awwwwww Dawnie........................(((((((((((((hugs)))))))))

If all else fails...............make a trifle:))) LOL

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Bung some Custard on it Dawnie an tell im its a puddin
not a cake.


Claire xxx

See now custard is easy too..................as long as you sieve the lumps out before serving it:))

I have a gravy sieve and a custard sieve in my kitchen!

*shows them off proudly*

Or better still, Get a tin of Custard an tell him ya made it all yerself lol


Claire xxx

Hey Kitty,

Just tell em to chew lol


Claire xxx

Well one memorable afternoon, the brownie mix came out like soup...........and the custard was lumpy! lol

*adds tinned custard to list*

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YOU WHAT???????

*tears of outrage outside Dawnie's door....

*sobs.....

*whispers........I think she's been at the Bailey's*

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BC is ok will go and cut it for you have stuck it together with the icing.

Do you think I can claim against the book because it didnt say it would be so crumbly it would break in your hands and fall on the side


oh to hell with it whres the rest of the wine

*shakes head sadly.....was really looking forward to it too, Kitty. Shame when nice young gals turn to the Baileys.....*quick slurp.....tsk tsk...

Crumbly????

I've never ever made a cake that's too crumbly.................*tuts*

Too hard...........yes
Too dry.............yes
Used salt instead of sugar.........yes
Burnt it...........yes
Undercooked it.............yes
Dropped it.................yes
Too risen with great big holes in it........yes
Flat as a frisbee.........yes

But too crumbly................never:)))))))

Does that mean I'm a better cook than I thought??

*waits hopefully*

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must say it tastes ok and s moist (well it would be as got mash potatoe in it)

dont think I will make it again though

Well if you will put mashed potato in a cake!! LOL

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Delia told me to and condensed milk .

I feel sick now after eating it too rich

Passes forks out there you go finish it up

Oooh cheers!!!!

*takes a bite*

Yuk!!!!!!!!!!

Delia Smith is a rubbish recipe maker! LOL

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Yum...it's really sickly and delicious...can I scrape the bowl too Dawnie...*pours another drink...*winks....

Oh dear........................BC you're going to be sorry in a minute!

*watches in horror*

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BC you trying to keep up with my old man hes finishing off the bottle of wine has he offered me one NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awwww poor Dawnie..................want a cup of coffee?

*stares at BC shovelling food and drink down as fast as she can*

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