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Can I claim mitigating cirumstances ??

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TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 15:21

Booked dirty weekend away for myself & OH at the end of Feb.

We only get a proper anniversary every 4 years (leap year) so tend to go away together for a few days.

Anyway his royal pain has just been caught checking out races (he's a runner) in the area we are going to be.

In my opinion together time does not include him disappearing for a few hours with a bunch of other runners.

He is on final warning and I've mentioned if he tries to even fit a training run in I'm gonna use a blunt instrument on him. lol

Question is : Will I get away with it if I brain him one?

T.O.R. ;o))

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 28 Jan 2008 15:24

wmsl........ Zipped mouth!!!!!!!!!!

;~)))

Daff xxx

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 28 Jan 2008 15:24

Why on earth would he need to go running when you're having a smutty weekend... surely all that horizontal exercise should keep him more than fit?! lol.

Think it would class as a crime of passion lmao...except it's now premeditated...hmm. M'lard it is my assertion that the accused was driven to excessive force. pml

DAVE B

DAVE B Report 28 Jan 2008 15:25

Keep on Running, Spencer Davis Group,
No what Id do go for weekend lol!
Dx

TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 15:25

Not a laffing matter

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jan 2008 15:26

I didn't think sex was allowed before big events

TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 15:29

Ann

we see so little of each other normally - tend to communicate by email al lot - that sex is supposed to be the big event. lol

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 28 Jan 2008 15:32

rofwmsl


xxxx

TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 15:35

Daff

you are definitely OFF my Christmas card list.

T.O.R. ;o((((((((((

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jan 2008 15:38

wasn't nice was it TOR - I've discovered a few unsettling facts about our Daff this afternoon - very very suspect indeed!!!

Ann XX

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 28 Jan 2008 15:41

crying!!!!!!! sides are aching ppppppp TOR

TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 15:41

Ann

when I met her she seemed like such a nice person - despite her snoring - but now I'm not so sure.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jan 2008 15:43

I'm a bit concerned - am going to Hereford with her on Wednesday - should I go or should I stay?

TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 15:47

Ann

I'd suggest you take a bouncer with you.

You never know where this malicious streak is gonna end up.

*Wonder if Daff went to see Sweeny Todd over weekend*

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 28 Jan 2008 15:51

Ah... just chain him to the bed... problem solved. Alternatively if not that kinky.... lock all his clothes in his case so he can't leave the room :-D problem solved lol.

TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 15:53

Anyone got some handcuffs I can borrow ? lol

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jan 2008 15:55

handcuffs? so it's that sort of weekend then

Kim from Sandhurst

Kim from Sandhurst Report 28 Jan 2008 15:59

Tor

why bother with handcuffs, string is better, if you can't tie him to the bed you can always use it round his neck pmsl

Kim x

TOR

TOR Report 28 Jan 2008 16:02

Ann - handcuffs Summer Scribes idea

Kim - off to garage to check how much climbing rope we have

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 28 Jan 2008 16:12

LOL... you can get fur covered ones, might be best as that way he'll be comfortable for longer...rope chaffes...not that I'd know first hand. pml.