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Oh that goose was in love with me, Laura...sploosh I went good job I can swim..... and Marion most ducks can fly with a size nine up their parsons nose to assist take off

Orville’s Song
Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Keith: Look, Orville,
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
Orville: Thank you.

Orville: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don’t,
Keith: You don’t?
Orville: I don’t!
Orville: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won’t,
Keith: It will,
Orville: I won’t!
Keith: Look, Orville,
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Now that I’m here with you,
There’s nothing that you can’t do,
So why don’t you make a start
And hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
Orville: Ahhh…

Orville: So does this mean although I’m green
And not exactly bright,
You want to care and will be there
To tuck me in at night?
Keith: Well, I’ll always be there, Orville!

Orville: The other birds laugh and say that I’m daft and I am,
Keith: You’re not!
Orville: I am!
Orville: They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am,
Keith: You’re not!
Orville: I am!
Keith: Look, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

[Spoken]
Orville: Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken heart, haven’t I?
Keith: Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you mend it.
Orville: You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me?
Keith: Of course.
Orville: ‘Cos you love me, don’t you?
Keith: We all love you, Orville.
Orville: How, how, how much do you love me?
Keith: Ooh… this much!
Orville: As much as that?
Keith: Yeah.
Orville: Ahhh… my broken heart.

Look forward as do my Canadian friends despite me being backed into the river by one who got a little frisky last autumn....the duck when last seen was lying rather low in the water...another sleepless night now worring about a duck!

Oh yes Laura, I have a little bunch of mental canadian geese on the river into their mince pies...the ducks are'nt keen though one mince pie nearly sinks a duck!

Joy...don't invite the Canadian geese I was feeding them stale mince pies this afternoon .....they loved em, wouldn't want to be under them when they fly over though

Lol Cardid poops again .........

every little sparrow,
and even the crow,
the magpie, and
the Blue Tit, the
black bird and little
robin red breast.......


are joining brother Eagle to soar up high, and poop on the nasties - there's one in their eye!!

~~~~~~~~~~~ just for you ~~~~~~~~~~~
x

they wont win army is out now lol x

Ah Laura thanks love ~~~~~~~~~ waving back to mallow, bet you have missed all the fun on here not lol

I would just like to state that other birds are equally able to fly and indeed poop...after all I don't want reporting for favouring eagles...actuually by the way thinking about it I did have faggots for lunch so watch out....he soars like a bird and poops on yer head....

prunes standing by colin........

Get the bran flakes at the ready pmsl

They wont win. I think the dull dark miserable days have got to everyone on here. start up some fun threads people and raise the spirits.

ann
Glos

Just a lot of nice folk thinking of leaving because of one or two nasty peeprs but they are lying low at the moment becuase they know the nasty peeps patrol and the GR Eagles are patrolling and ready to pounce or in the case of the eagles poop!

Whats happened now?
Is it the same 'nasty' all the time....or are there lot's of them lol

Marion

good girl wish i was lol

PMSL Colin ,
Newby in tights ? ...
Think 2 ferretts in a bag !!
xxx

I am a bit dwunk! lol