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Little Trinity is round visiting and ya know what toddlers are like if you have something to eat they want some too, so im sat here peeling grapes for her cos she has a job eating the skin. They are all laughing at me calling me a soft touch, but Trinity knows nanny loves her lol

I don't know how old trinity is Jax but it is probably safer to peel them anyway. toddlers have been known to choke on grapes because they slide down and block the wind pipe. if they are peeled they should be safe.

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Thats what i thought Ann was a bit scared she wouldnt chew them properly as she is only 18 months.

Shes enjoying them bless her.

I remember doing that many years ago for my daughter and popping cooked broad beans out of their skins too, I must be a soft touch too.

grape poooooooooooooooo omg

tell Cher its peg on nose time pmsl

stray always says

i am a soft touch

where the kids are

but they only get one childhood

so why not make it a good one

peel away jax hun

if I come round will you peel em for me to.??

No but i will Dawnie hehhehehe

Snowdrop the things we do to get fruit and veg in em eh lol

Steve not my problem pmsl

Rich is off tomorrow so its his turn to do the nappy changes lol

Joy you are so right hun give them a good childhood and they grow into good adults

Jax xx

Dawnie sorry hun i wouldnt even peel grapes for Brad Pitt i only do that for the littlies lol

Steve you tart lolol

pmsl Jax i bet ya did it on purpose then hahaha

poor Rich ewwwwwwwwwww


Course i am a tart lololol

Jax pleaseeeeeeeee you know I have to sit around and be waited on.

i can pretend to be ickle

Its the joys of fatherhood Steve im just making sure he is experiencing all sides of it lolol

Steve said he would do it for you Dawnie just makes sure he washes his hands first cos he picks his nose pmsl

which Steve we talking about Jax and if its mine how do you know he picks his nose???????

Nooooooo not your Steve silly, flirt boy said on this thread he would peel grapes for ya lol

Oh i know all about it Jax

when RS was about 10 months old, i was having a day off work, OH had gone to work

got him out of bed >>>>>>>>>>>

and he got the errrrrrrrrr well he was coverd from back of the knees to to the middle of his back in the smelliest poo i have ever known

well as ya know i have a weak gut for smells

put him on the bedroom floor

brain went into geat

grabbed a pair of her knickers

sprayed a load of her parfume into the crutch

put knickers over head like a mask

eyes lookin out of leg holes

no smell of poo

job done

pmsl

Steve

well if you are peeling my grapes make sure you have defnitely washed you hands dont fancy baby poo and grapes yuk yuk yuk

omg Steve now i deffo would of paid to see that

you with knickers on ya head i mean not RS and his poo up his back pmsl

must be the name Jax cos Lis did same to my oh he wasnt impressed with poo everywhere it was a sit her in bath and shower her down and he hates the feel of their skin and bones.

Mind you dont think he was that silly to put knickers on his head.


The things some men will do to get their kicks lol

Thats what i thought hun only Steve would use knickers most blokes would use a towel or summat lol

Says it all about him really eh pmsl