General Chat

WHEN I AM GONE
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When i am gone my dear one
for me shed not mournfull tears
when ime cold and dead my dear one
all of me you'll have left were our years

may none insult my dignity with their pity
to no man was i ever servile
to none did i harbour enmity
nor seek to defraud men by guile

so envey me not-nor yet revile
for a victim i lived of my class
and now let me sleep-reposing in stile
at peace neath the sweetening grass
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colin F

how you going to get that on your headstone?

Just when i had tear in my eye you broughtme back down to earth kemp thankyou
chris xxx

If Yates and Houseman can have a epitaph
colin

Here's one for you Colin (if I was having a headstone mine would say "You know me ,I'll go anywhere" lol) Rose xx

REMEMBER me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go, yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day
You tell me of our future that you plann'd:
Only remember me; you understand
It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while
And afterwards remember, do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave
A vestige of the thoughts that once I had,
Better by far you should forget and smile
Than that you should remember and be sad.

Colin...you are to cheer up...nice words...but you aint gone yet lad!

2008 is going to see that old heart of yours gain the strength to get you through 2009.

((Hug))

oh wow I like that one Colin
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ditto Carol





wish I'd thought of that first


seriously though Colin

Happy new year and may 2008 see all you wish for come true
xx
Fi

I heard of a good epitaph -

"Here lies the body of Gladys White
Signalled left and then turned right!

Lol Ann...first time I have laughed tonight!

xxx

Brilliant Ann
chris xxx

just hope there's no one on these boards called Gladys White - be just my luck!!

Did i ever tell you my real name !!!! lol

dont worry sweet ann othe gables
theirs only me who has the nack of saying something in innocence and start a bar-room brawl
which usually wynds up me stood at the bar saying
WHAT? innocently
ask the elliot lake police force'
colin F

I'm truly gifted in putting my size 5 in it believe me! I once was a witness in a road accident where a motorist knocked two schoolboys off their bikes. His fault entirely. Had to ask for time off from work so speaking to the pay clerk booking the time off I explained the pros and cons of the case to her, saying that it was all his fault and adding "and as for his wife, well what a snotty piece of work she was" to which she replied "Yes, I know, she's my sister" OMG I thought, and then she quickly added - "you are right, she is a snotty cow" Relief all round I can tell you

LOL Ann...you're my kind of lady!

I am great at opening my mouth and saying the wrong thing!

Rosexx

Do you no you two i am the same , in my head its perfectly ok ,when i open my mouth its all drivvle (not dribble) not just yet chris x

lol Chris...that's why i like to write...you can re-write over and over again until you get it right!

rosexx

said on all my school reports "Ann talks too much!!!" bastards

Rose .but then ive forgotten what im writing about
The boys in blue are out can hear the sirens

Ann you make me laugh xxxxxxx