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GOT TO HAVE THE M.I.L FOR XMAS

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cariad

cariad Report 16 Dec 2007 11:33

How old is this lady - have you no respect for your elders?

Maybe she is a pain, but it is Christmas, just once a year, you could be nice to her LOL

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 11:36

Nice to her ...
Ive bent over backwards for her...
She makes my life hell on earth...
You have her mrs...




How old is shes to bledding old...

cariad

cariad Report 16 Dec 2007 11:43

Glad to know you have tried Andy, thats all anyone can hope for,

You'll just have to grin and bear it.............good luck, it'll soon be over

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 11:43

The local bobby...
Brought her home last week...
She was touching up the local football team...
I said which one...
The bobby said all of them..

cariad

cariad Report 16 Dec 2007 11:47

OooooH !!

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 11:55

She is also barred from every pub in our town...
I told her the STRIP o GRAN...
Would not go down well...

She also has an ASBO against her...
From the council...
For football hooliganism...

So its not just me...

(`•¿•`) Loopy § Lady Ŀindy (`•¿-`)

(`•¿•`) Loopy § Lady Ŀindy (`•¿-`) Report 16 Dec 2007 14:27

An overdose of Christmas Cheer, should either make her M E R R Y or very S L E E P Y.
; - )))))))

Merlin

Merlin Report 16 Dec 2007 14:28

Question Is, Will she fit in the oven? **M**.:o))>

Sue Two

Sue Two Report 16 Dec 2007 14:28

ropmsl andy

just a thought here ..has she got dementia /alziemers??

my mum has n i had to bail her out of 3 cop shops after she wondered off. on 1 occasion half of north yorkshire police looking for her...after 12 worring hrs n me dad going out of his mind!! all she said was im not going there again didnt care for the tea !!!

i muttered give me strength!! (was 2 in the morning)

lu sue

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 16:29

SUE i get dementia every time ...
she pokes her snek through the door..
.MERLIN the old hags to fat to fit in the oven...
LINDY she could drink a brewery dry...
.LINDA may god help you...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 16:36

Heather the home wont have her over christmas...
They said she will spoil it for the others...
What about spoiling it for me...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 16:41

SUICIDE may be my only option ...
Skiing push her off a mountain
Accident...
Mind ticking over now...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 16:55

I wish...

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 16 Dec 2007 17:39

Lol Andy,

Me too, with estranged step son for first time and I am so dreading it, feel pushed into it,


Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Good luck mate!


Caz xxx

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 17:44

Make a stand carol ...
I would....
But i am out numbered in my own house...






And a coward...

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 16 Dec 2007 17:54

Want to hun, but thinking of dissapearing on day instead, soz to be boring on a fun thread but i just cant face it, if it wasnt for my older kids I would hide lol!!


Caz xxx


MIL thinks grandson is perfect, there is a huge history but I can see one helluva a row on Christmas day...... fun....not!!!

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 17:58

Sounds like a fun christmas...
Just like our house...

Swop you...
I will spend christmas with your lot...
And you with my m i l ...
Is theres light at the end of the tunnel for me here...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 16 Dec 2007 17:59

OR WE COULD RUN OFF TOGETHER...
And get p****D...

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 16 Dec 2007 17:59

Swop done




Rushes over A66 pronto pmsl............


Caz xxx


Yep 2nd thought very, very enticing!!!