General Chat

strikes again!!

She stil has no internet, was supposed to be back online yesterday.

She has now thrown a hissy at her providers and told them to stick it....she should be back on wednesday.

God !! her withdrawals will be even worse now,,,,will she contain herself till then,,,,,,,,,,,

She is making up for lost time by texting me lol


She says her house is sparkling lol

awwww bless:-) wish she would come and do my ***sew**k...also I need a cure for heartburn...*whinge whinge...lol

BC, a spoonful of bicarb in a glass of water, that will kill the acid.

I thought I had a big enough hissy with sky last night, I would not like to have been in the shoes of whoever her provider is

*shudders*

*roots in cupboard...thanks TW, what does bircarb look like??

Thought it was quiet.
lol

Oh no! You going away CC? *found some white stuff....

Hi TW,


Poor Hayley, our lecky went for 9 hours yesterday......I was lost!!!


Caz xxxx

well at least shes putting her time to good use,,,,hate to be her OH though,,,,mind she can always shop,,,,,,,,,,and shop.

It's a white powder BC...jsut make sure its the right white powder, it will say Bicarbonate of Soda on the tin.

I think Hayley is bored, she must have cleaned the house twice, done the ironing, washed it all again so she can iron it again, been shopping, done some more ironing, and then cleaned the house again.

Bet she even polished the silver lol

Well if Hayley is going shopping then I definitely feel sorry for her OH or at least his bank account pmsl

Dare I say I even feel sorry for the person at the other end of the line re her isp if she threw a hissy fit lol

CC its not silver really, its just silver plate, from the local boot sale, but dont' tell her lol

Where are you off to then?

GR will not be heaving a sigh of relief, but we will be eagerly awaiting our pressies when you get back :-)))

I would imagine she can throw a most impressive strop.
I really wouldn't want to be on the recieving end. lol

I just realised this thread sounds a bit like a prayer...

Our Hayley
Queen of Drama
Ironed be thy name
Thy housework done
Thy shopping calls,
In towns as it is in Cities
Give us this day her daily shoes
and fogive those who laugh against them,
as we forgive she who scoffs at us
Lead us not into cross words
Deliver us from hissy fits
For hers is the yoghurt, the nails and the straightners,
For ever and ever
Amen

Very much like the Hayley prayer. Inspired!

*sighs of relief*

CC is going away to buy pressies


skwirrel

Oooohh.........a pocket chef!! Just what I've always wanted!!!! :))))))))))


*what is a pocket chef?*

I am using my new slow cooker today for the first time.......nice liver casserole in the making.

OH says if its horrible, we can have egg and chips................and steak and kidney is too expensive to practice on!

Charming! lol

xx

Very clever verse Teresa!!


*wonder if I'll bump into CC on her travels? ....coast lol

or countryside or even 'on the Wall'!!

I'll look out for you CC will you be carrying cow pats

underarm or in you haindbagg?

Mau ;O))