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Voted best Aussie joke 2006

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian
coast.
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The
Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in
the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was
dead.'
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a
bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together
and asks what the good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to
her, so we've brought you your share.'
He hands the bloke a big sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and
four or five crabs in it.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and
all that... So what's the other possible good news?'

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young
Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over
there and pull her up again!'

Once again the usual apologies in advance no offence intended.

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow

White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.



However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found

that there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance, "Hello - is anyone there"

"Can anyone hear me?"



A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine, "England will win

the Rugby World Cup."



"Thank God," said Snow White, "at least Dopey's still alive

morning fi

Morning Keith lol
Happy birthday again
xxFi:0)))))))))

Morning Fi

they sure made me giggle today

have a good day

Morning Keith Happy Birthday

Morning Clueless, morning all...Happy Birthday Keith..

Morning Fi, Uzzi, Ellan, Twig and Keith.

Thanks for the jokes Fi..

Morning All
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xx

good morning!!!!

Morning Kem
xx
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Morning Kem and Laura ...

Morning Twiglet
xx
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Morning again Twiglet.....

Morning Kem

morning Fi good jokes hows you today???... morning all..xxx

I'm ok hows you SG?
Hows everyone
xx
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is everyone ok ????
the site seems slow today!!!

is anyone doing anything exciting today !!
i,m of to work in a mo

Bit of ''excitment'' if you could call it thaat lol
later.Apart from that no plans at all.
You got any Kem?
Has your mate had the baby yet?
xx
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i'm off buyin wallpaper today... can you belive we dont have a decent wallpaper shop in skeg so got to go 23 miles to Boston!!!ARRGGGGHHHHHH....but apart from that feeling alot better today...xxxx

Pleased to hear your feeling better today SG
Bit of a drag for the wallpaper though lol
Be worth it when it's finished though
xx
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