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it should be with you before long, I,ll blow on it!!!

great thanks Taff...

the sunshine you sent, hasn't arrived yet, but at least it's not raining!! lol

fine thanks Laura, and yourself?

aaawwwww....... thanks Taff!!

Hows you??

on its way Laura,as long as the wind dont pinch it!

Morning Taff.

Can you send some sunshine over please? It's cloudy here............

morning all from sunny swansea!

lucky you chef

You're welcome and morning Laura

Good Morning all,

Thanks for the giggle to start the day Fi.

Laura.

i;m well and you? just organising last min holiday to Turkey , leaving Sunday, in need of break.

Morning chef Hows you

morning

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"


"But why," demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before, "did you break into the same store three nights running?"
"Well, Judge, it's like this," was the reply. "I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice."


Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."


On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"


Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

From a dark, cold and damp Nederlands