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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Sep 2007 05:10
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	From a dark, cold and damp Nederlands
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Sep 2007 05:11
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?" "But why," demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before, "did you break into the same store three nights running?" "Well, Judge, it's like this," was the reply. "I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice." Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?" "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent." On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!" Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 566 Send Message	chef	Report	11 Sep 2007 05:44
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 566 Send Message	morning
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Sep 2007 05:54
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Morning chef Hows you
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 566 Send Message	chef	Report	11 Sep 2007 06:14
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 566 Send Message	i;m well and you? just organising last min holiday to Turkey , leaving Sunday, in need of break.
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	11 Sep 2007 06:26
	Good Morning all, Thanks for the giggle to start the day Fi. Laura.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Sep 2007 06:49
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	You're welcome and morning Laura
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Sep 2007 06:49
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	lucky you chef
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:14
	morning all from sunny swansea!
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:15
	Morning Taff. Can you send some sunshine over please? It's cloudy here............
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:17
	on its way Laura,as long as the wind dont pinch it!
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:19
	aaawwwww....... thanks Taff!! Hows you??
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:33
	fine thanks Laura, and yourself?
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:36
	great thanks Taff... the sunshine you sent, hasn't arrived yet, but at least it's not raining!! lol
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:37
	it should be with you before long, I,ll blow on it!!!
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:37
	lol.......... thanks Taff!!
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	Clueless	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:39
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 11,453 Send Message	I'll be back get the coffee ready girls xx
Member Since: November 2006 Posts: 720 Send Message	Laura, Countess of Cork.	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:40
	Ok Fi..... kettle's on.
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 10,641 Send Message	Taff	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:45
	can I have a cuppa tea pliz? just to be arkward!!!
Member Since: May 2006 Posts: 3,373 Send Message	Lin in Sussex	Report	11 Sep 2007 07:56
Member Since: May 2006 Posts: 3,373 Send Message	Morning all not stopping just passing through. Hope you all have a good day.

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