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ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK....STING

I don't drink coffee I'll take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side
As you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an englishman in new york

See me walking down fifth avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an englishman in new york

I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an englishman in new york
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an englishman in new york

If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an englishman in new york
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an englishman in new york

Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun

Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run

If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an englishman in new york
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an englishman in new york

Genesis - Illegal Alien Lyrics

Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
The sun is shining so I head for the park,
With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes

I got a cousin and she got a friend,
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
At his apartment I knocked on the door,
He wouldn't come out until he got paid.
Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, cos

It's no fun being an illegal alien
No, it's no fun being an illegal alien

Down at the office had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose,
Up to the counter to see what they think
They said "it doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink".
I don't trust anybody, least not around here, cos

It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya
It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no
It's no fun being an illegal alien, I mean it when I tell ya that
It's no fun being an illegal alien,
An illegal alien, O.K.


Consideration for your fellow man
Would not hurt anybody, it sure fits in with my plan
Over the border, there lies the promised land
Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand

Keep your suspicions, I've seen that look before
But I ain't done nothing wrong now, is that such a suprise
But I've got a sister who'd be willing to oblige
She will do anything now to help me get to the outside

So don't tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, because

It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya
It's no fun being an illegal alien, and it's getting me down
It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no
It's no fun being an illegal alien, yeah yeah yeah

It's no fun (not much fun) being an illegal alien, I tell ya that
It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya
It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no
It's no fun (not bloody much fun) being an illegal alien,
It's no fun being an illegal alien, and that's what I am

Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow.

(I think I might have been referred to as a Klingon the other night, and I can't stop sing this to myself!! lol)

Love

Daff xxx

Goodnight Alien-e Goodnight Alien-e, I,ll see you in my dreams. .M. :o))>

Found it... and I think there is a profound message here, folks!! pmsl

STAR TREKKIN'
This song tells a story, so it's very important that the characters are ALL represented in this order. Mister Sulu is at the helm, Lt. Uhura monitoring the sensors, Spock is turned to for analysis, Dr. McCoy is asked "Is it Radiation, Dr. McCoy? we then turn to the engineer, Mr. Scott for more power, and finally Captain James Tiberius Kirk is forced to lead a landing party. Before beginning, the audience is divided into six sections, one for each character.

Chorus:
Star Trekkin' across the universe, on the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe, Always goin' forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!




Mr. Sulu:


The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, slowing down.
The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, Jim!

Chorus:



Lt. Uhura:


There's Klingons on the starboard bow, Starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim!

Chorus:



Mr. Spock:


It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Chorus:



Dr. McCoy:


It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. dead, Jim, dead Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, dead!

Chorus:



Engineer Scott:

(In your best Scottish accent)


You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics.
You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim!

Chorus:



Captain Kirk:


We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!) Shoot to kill, shoot to kill.
We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!) Shoot to kill, men!

Chorus:

Love

Daff xxx

i don't know any tw, but i do post of a night lol

jetx

My OH would be in 7th heaven here lol!

Caz x

PMSL Daff, thats a brilliant one!

Jet, you can be an alien on here whenever you want hun

Is he an alien too Caz?

I haven't heard of that one Mo, is it instrumental?

We have just discovered an important note from space
The Martians plan to throw a dance for all the human race....
Papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee
I got into my rocket ship to see the Martian Hop
I saw the planet shining red so there I made my stop
But as I opened up the door and climbed the ladder down
I saw the Martians on the floor a-dancin' to this sound
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee

I saw I was the first one there and so I was surprised
To see the Martians twist and stomp before my very eyes
They did the locomotion and the hully-gully too
I couldn't name a single dance the Martians couldn't do
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee

Now right around the stroke of twelve the dance had just begun
They earth kids parked their spaceship down on Mars to have some fun
And so I left my friends, the Martians, stomping on the ground
And even though I'm back on earth I still can hear this sound.
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee

pmsl Jacky.. I don't know that one at all!!

Love

Daff xxx

Ann, it was one I heard when I was about 15 at a boyfriend's house and I managed to get a copy a few years later. It is very old and I still have it!

Both of my children have thought it hilarious.

Jacky :-)

I'm gonna send him to outer space,
To find another race.
I'm gonna send him to outer space,
To find another race.
...
I'll take your brain to another dimension.
I'll take your brain to another dimension.
I'll take your brain to another dimension.
(hold it!)
Pay close attention

jax is that one for me hun:)

lol
jetx

pmsl

no hun thats what i was finking of doing to the dolly im making lolol

wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door

is that one of them witchcraft dollies pmsl

jetxx

wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door