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Clever Signs Found Around Town

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Nick McMud

Nick McMud Report 29 Aug 2007 23:54

........mo.....

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 29 Aug 2007 23:55

hiya Nick babes ....mwahhhhhhhhh xxxxxxxxx


** sniggers at Rosie **

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 29 Aug 2007 23:56

not funny hayley GROWEL lol
xxxx

Nick McMud

Nick McMud Report 29 Aug 2007 23:56

Clever Signs Found Around Town

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside an Exhaust Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"

On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be (de-lighted)."

On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Aug 2007 00:02

sooooooooooooooo funny Nick
xx

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 30 Aug 2007 00:03

lol thats very good lol
Rosex

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Aug 2007 00:05

I'm confused .Why are there posts at top andbottom?

Nick McMud

Nick McMud Report 30 Aug 2007 00:05

Was just practising....i've been away and havent tried this new format yet..lol..

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Aug 2007 00:06

pmsl

Nick McMud

Nick McMud Report 30 Aug 2007 00:06

Clueless....probably cus some peeps cant wait to jump in...lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Aug 2007 00:07

Thank god for that Nick I thought it was just me pissed

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 30 Aug 2007 00:08

~~waves to Nick~~
have a good weekend

Hi Rosie hun

(¯`*•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`*•.¸

(¯`*•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`*•.¸ Report 30 Aug 2007 00:11

lol nick brill,got anymore xxx

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 30 Aug 2007 00:13

hi uzzi
ur back then
rosex

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 30 Aug 2007 00:16

hopefully its sorted now till the next storm lol

not played up for all of 3hrs !!

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 30 Aug 2007 00:17

yippeee
we can have sum fun lol
but not tonight i have to go
got work tomoz so im off sooon
lol
Rosexxxx

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Aug 2007 00:17

How come when I need a laugh there's never anyone about?

Clueless

Clueless Report 30 Aug 2007 00:20

ok I give up
nightnight all tc
xxxx

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 30 Aug 2007 00:21

fun ta be had Rosie .......2morrow will call ya

Clueless its cos we all lazy and go ta bed

Nick McMud

Nick McMud Report 30 Aug 2007 00:22


Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)