General Chat

BC you started it ....and no your not sending me a parcel of you know whats .... cause you so would ....

Poor Lee must be wondering what's going on too!! :)) Stella is most upset..............but says she will survive...brave woman lol :)))

Right Hayley, you are scaring everyone away. No more talk about YOU KNOW WHATS......am off to force some food down me...and do a bit of hoovering.....mwah!

Please stay Stella there no spiders here and if there was Kitty would sort em out ....

*shakes....my ones are really really fast runners......took me ten minutes to kill it...and it was all black and squashy, so I had to change the sheets. *wrings hands* Hayley let me have your address again, dear....

I always catch the spiders using a glass and card and let them go in the garden.....I sweat and shake, but I do it anyway:(( One poor thing had a bad ending though.............I put it on the lawn, walked away and when I looked back a blackbird picked it up and flew away with it.................... at least I tried!

Afternoon NR I cant complain as he has help me with house work and even did the ironing this afternoon...I am just in process of putting the fear of god in our BC after she compered me to a ginger spider ...so now when she is asleep tonight coz she will be after her 3 rd bottle of bailies how they are going to crawl all over her ...after they have escaped from her hooover that she never uses.....so I am..lol

how do,lovely so fsr thanks OH out with boys watching some football match's at the pub!!!!!! im comming back as a man!! lol

*trembles in fear...that is really unkind Hayley, now I will have to take the Hoover apart...well first of all will have to find out how to open it....and search for breeding ginger spiders....I shall probably never go to sleep again...

So you got the hoover out at last ......ooooo godess of not doing any...I bet there are about 56 spiders living in that hoover all having babies and waiting till you a sleep with your big gob open ...hee hee ..

No Hayley, you are not a bit like a ginger spider...except.........

Kitty! You have just given me the heebie jeebies! lol I had to Hoover my room last night in case his brother or sister was lurking...oh dear. I thought it would be ok if I said sorry :(- lol

Kitty you should never kill a spider if they are in your home they are bringing you money... BC so you are compering me to a ginger spider are you ?

You do know that when you kill a spider it's big brother comes to get you the next night don't you? :))) I loathe spiders, but when I was little someone said that to me and I can't ever kill one now in case it's true...........pathetic aren't I! x

Sorry Hayley, didnt mean to go thwack:-) I killed a spider in my bedroom last night (it was Ginger!) and said sorry twice....Think I'll just have a sandwich...have you any multi grain bread and a bit of butter?

** holds stinging face *** Would you just like an omeltte then ?

*waves weakly* Yes please Hayley..just hold the tune and ham and no cheese....and dont be cheeky...*thwack*

The red one has ham tuna and broch and quorn init would you like me to bake you one my love.... ** sniggers getting a hangover at her age disgusting **

Hi Hayley....I am hungover but happy....I really fancy a red quiche as I am too poorly to cook :(-

No Catherine I am being all housewifey pinnie and all..lol I can hear him swearing at the telly....tsk..