General Chat

Neil. My better half heard you. Say no more. Tony Oz :>))

Tony, go for it!! Neil :-))))

Tony, Discretion is the better part of Valour! LoL CB >|< X

CB. This is a natural instinct that should be in most males. If we take ourselves back to our childhood, and remember when our mothers knew what we were upto, even though they were in the kitchen, and we were in the other room. Well, even though my better half is asleep right now, if i type just one word onto this thread, she will know. To type or not to type...THAT IS THE QUESTION. Tony Oz :>))

Hal, Which of Yvonne's statements do you mean - Men are 'the weaker sex' or 'We have one man on here'? LoL XX P S Thank you for the Valentine's message - only just been able to see it for some odd reason! Hey, ladies! We have a man on here with a brain - Tony in Oz has just confessed! CB >|<

Iv'e been staring at this thread heading for appox 20 minutes. I just cant get my fingers to type anything. My brain is telling me one thing, but my common sense is telling me to leave this thread alone. Tony Oz :>))

CB. Oh yes we would,and Yvonne,s statement just about sums it up. ( Now for some Flak ) Hey Ho. Hal.

Baz in Essex, I resent that - '2 hours to put their faces on'! What a cheek! Mine takes at least 3! LoL CB >|< X

Nothin annoys me about the opposite sex. The genders are different from each other, in the way their brains are hard-wired, but complimentary to one another. I do, though, get a mite irritated at the dimwits who strive to compete on a gender basis, demonstrating their own feelings of inadequacy. Len

When both the wife and mother in law use MY razor to trim their beards and moustaches!

They dont like being lied to. Then when they say'Does my bum look big in this dress' and you tell the truth.

My husband gets annoyed about how many pairs of knickers I have to take on holiday/long week-end.

Yes Dear theat dress do'es go with those shoes and the other ten pairs you have tried on as well

Why is it always essential that I respond to a request for assistance immediately, regardless of what I am doing, and however trivial the job that needs doing? I'll be there in a MINUTE!!

1. Window shopping !!! Whats the kin point 2. What do you mean you want to eat !! the soaps are on. 3.You never said anything about putting oil in the car 4. You never said there was a difference between petrol and diesol 5. Where is the bonnet on a car then smartarse? 6. The reason we shop on Saturdays is because all those losers who like football will be out of the way , yes dear but I,m a season ticket holder. :-))))))))))))))))))

Hiya Yvonne, Thank you for that. lol

Yvonne, read Postie Paul's thread that I have just nudged up and it will explain. :-))) Neil

Well done Baz! Well at least we have 1 man on here! Yvonne x

1) Always right......even though they`re wrong 2) Really get the hump,,,,,when their clothes don`t fit 3) Always on a diet 4) Mens opinions count for nothing 5) 2 hours to put their faces on

Oh Bob, you werent even looking at the slogan! You were reading something else LOL Yvonne x