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there lived the VERY fairest of maids , called sue [FROM DEWSBURY ] one day she found the magical blue bucket of lambrini- as she delicately gulped its contents, a strange creature appeared before her. ''hello, i am buttercup, the pixie/dwarfy thing, and the guardian of the blue bucket. i will grant you a wish'' sue said ''odd looking pixie type thing, my wish is to have the love of a loaded... em , i mean perfect man !'' ''your wish is my command , you superior being'' said buttercup. she then slithered off into the shrubbery. harry then appeared before sue !and he was loaded..em, i mean perfect ! they sailed away together for the weekend on his yacht . unfortunately sues passions were arroused- they had to come back early cos harry had done his back in ! upon her return to the forest, sue realised that buttercup and others had been scheming up ways to take harry's wad..em, i mean harry away from her. but , this IS a fairy story, so it WILL have an happy ending...............

Are you feeling well, dear ?

Heh heh. Happy Ending yes, but NOT for you Oh damson!!!!!.....BC

am fine bendy- just showing buttercup i know what she is upto ! lol.

you you you wild weed you !!!

DAMN !!!

And DONT call me a PIXEY DWARFY thing again!!!!!!!

Which one of you is the damson in distress ??

harry dare not desist me- i have the photos of him 'personna non gratiatis....ahem' and when i work the sodding instructions out on this camera- i will put em on the photo page, if he upsets me ! lol.

i am a damson- but not distressed ! i know how harry feels [ should do, spent the weekend with him- lol]

Sue. It is what we in the trade call Overkill.!! And you do it all the time.!! Self advertising, making yourself out to be better than you are!!! What a damson you are!!! Try the subtle bit dearie before you make an eejit of yersen....BC

my god- in the trade we call it overkill !?! what trade are you in buttercup ? now you are frightening me.

Girls, girls, whilst you two are scrapping - I just saw Harry sneaking off with someone else - QUICK, after him............!!!

You have'ne heard of the Kilburn Mafiosa then???????

Bendy!!!!!!!! Where!!!!!!!!!!

kilburn--mm will check me a to z ! ah ah - methinks bendy might have him in her evil clutches ! she is the wicked one , who dances in pvc and no kn.....

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Hellllllllllllp cries the pale pixey looking thing.....

wish i had the photos of it bendy- strange buttercup/ pixie ! i beg of you, one more wish !! some distastefull photos of bendy, to bribe her with ...

Pause while the Beautiful Damson Sue goes to feel her triops, krims, and other ugly things....