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Well it is 'Womens day'
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:47 |
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. |
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Stephanie | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:48 |
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LMAO! took me a while to get it...yes i know im slow! xx |
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Bec | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:49 |
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PMSL!!! How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Depends how thinly you slice them! |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:49 |
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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through the rib cage. Penny in Dorset (not Ken as in the login name) |
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Stephanie | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:50 |
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why are blonde jokes so short? So men find it easier to remeber them xx |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:51 |
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them I like this one (prob cos I m blonde) Penny in Dorset |
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Poolmaster | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:52 |
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if its womens day then doesnt that mean you lot have to look after us for once?? so get the kettle on and start tea! |
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Stephanie | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:53 |
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lol ive just text the fella saying how its womens day and i need to be spoiled...ahhhh he fell for it!! |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:55 |
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Paul....you know where the kettle is. Q.What is the difference between a man and E.T? A. E.T phones home Penny in Dorset....nowhere near a kettle |
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Stephanie | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:56 |
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LOL Penny, i like that one!! im trying to think of some more (no it doesnt hurt!) x |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 12:57 |
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Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke Penny in Dorset |
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Poolmaster | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:00 |
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why dont women break wind? coz they dont keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure! lol! |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:06 |
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What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted ! Penny in Dorset |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:08 |
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Only a man could buy a £400 car and put a £4000 stereo in it Penny in Dorset |
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Bec | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:17 |
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What do you call 2 men at the bottom of a lake? A start! |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:24 |
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Good one Bec. Why do men like smart, sexy women? Opposites attract. Penny in Dorset |
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Bec | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:24 |
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Q.What's the difference between a man and a toilet? A. A toilet doesn't follow you around after you've used it. |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:28 |
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Why do married women weigh more than single women? Single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, take one look at what's in bed and go to the fridge. Penny in Dorset |
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Bec | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:32 |
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Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was - of course - perfect. Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a steep winding road. They noticed a man at the side of the road calling for help. Of course - being the perfect couple - they stopped to see if they could help. There, at the side of the road, stood father Christmas, with a huge sack full of toys. The perfect couple - not wanting to destroy the magic of Christmas - bundles Father Christmas and his sack into their car, and drove off to start delivering the presents. The driving conditions were poor, and only ten minutes down the road there was a serious car accident. Unfortunately, only one of the occupants survived. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) Of course, the survivor was the perfect woman. Everybody knows that Father Christmas and a Perfect Man don't exist. Women, finish here. Men, keep Scrolling. Well you seem if there is no perfect man and no Father Christmas, it must have been the woman that was driving. This would explain why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this brings up another point: women never listen! |
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Penny | Report | 8 Mar 2005 13:44 |
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Good one Dumpling.......the men have gone awfully quiet. Some True Facts about men...The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him. ........Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. ............A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.............Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. ........... Penny in Dorset |
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