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A really rude joke. :-))
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:32 |
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Old age sex A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. > >He asked, 'How often should you have it?' > >His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. > > >>Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. > >When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary. > >The young fellow then asked his grandfather, 'Well how about you and grandma now?' > >His grandfather replied, 'Oh, we just have oral sex now.' > >'What's oral sex?' the young fellow asked. > >'Well,' grandpa said, 'she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. > >And she yells, 'F*** you', and I holler back, 'F*** you too.' ' |
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~~Ali~~ | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:34 |
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are u old or really old then niel!! xx |
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:35 |
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pssst Ali, it's Neil. :-)) Neil |
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Mandy | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:35 |
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First time I have replied on chat board, thats really good Neil. Mandy x |
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Harry | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:36 |
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Have you been talking to one of my family? happy days |
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:36 |
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Welcome Amanda. :-)) Neil |
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~~Ali~~ | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:37 |
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sorry! dont avoid the question!! xx |
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:38 |
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Ali. I am only as old as i feel, and I feel good. ;-)) x Neil |
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~~Ali~~ | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:39 |
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so iv heard!! |
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:41 |
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Ali, who have you been talking too?? :-)) Don't believe a word your told about me. :-)))) Neil |
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~~Ali~~ | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:42 |
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oh neil!! i couldnt possible say who.... |
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Bobtanian | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:43 |
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Neil, May i copy that one to the ' Women ' thread? |
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:44 |
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Bob, feel free to just that. :-)) That will get them going. Neil |
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Mandy | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:44 |
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Thanks Neil, Just getting the hang of this, everyone seems to know each, is it ok to join in......... |
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~~Ali~~ | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:45 |
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good god man! dont u know it takes more that that to get a women going!! lol |
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:46 |
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Dee. That is very funny LOL LOL. :-)) Neil |
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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:47 |
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I thought oral sex was when you were too tired to do it so you just talked about it! lol |
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A. Neil | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:49 |
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Amanda, yes by all means, on this thread, as we call them, or any other one you find interesting. :-)) Neil |
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~~Ali~~ | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:50 |
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hey amanda! you'll find me hangin at the fun threads with neil and BC!! come and play anytime!! |
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Mandy | Report | 8 Mar 2005 19:57 |
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Cheers Ali, I will Man united are playing now, so I have free use of the computer, it's in my sons room, I spend more time on it than him................................ |
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