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Louise

Louise Report 21 Mar 2005 21:34

The male frog hangs on to the female frog to stop rival males getting to her. Sometimes there are so many males trying to hang on to the mama frog that she drowns. The frog hangs on until the female releases the eggs which is when he does his bit. Every other male frog croaks at the male frog as it passes and if the rival has a deeper croak the frog that is hanging on relinquishes his position fearing harm from the possibly 'bigger' frog. It pays to have a deep voice. Amazing what you can gleen from watching programmes about frog sex. Louise

Louise

Louise Report 21 Mar 2005 21:37

Frog joke. Grandson says to grandad ' grandad can you make a noise like a frog?' Grandad ' why is that Billy?' Billy ' because mummy says when you croak we can all go to Disneyland'. Well I tried!! Louise

Brian

Brian Report 21 Mar 2005 22:20

Hi Louise, Like the frog sex lecture........Love the joke! Brian, ;-x )

Brian

Brian Report 21 Mar 2005 22:25

Hell's bells, Baz, They're at the front door already; them blokes in the white coats. Have you grassed me up?!! Brian, hiding under the baby grand. Hang on, we haven't got a baby grand - the bailiffs took it away last month. Now what'll I do? ;-((

Margaret

Margaret Report 21 Mar 2005 22:53

My frogs are well and truly 'at it' for over a week now Margaret

Louise

Louise Report 21 Mar 2005 23:00

Brian, It's amazing what my husband tells me whilst I'm on here. He's a biology teacher with a brain that retains everything, I wish he'd go on Who wants to be a millionaire?' He's just told me that aparently there was a famous Italian scientist who dressed frogs in waterproof breeches to prove that it was sperm that fertilised the eggs. Isn't that wacky? Louise

Brian

Brian Report 22 Mar 2005 16:02

See Ali McB's thread; the story appears to have hopped over to that one.

Deb

Deb Report 22 Mar 2005 18:38

my mum and dad have a pond in their garden and there must have been around 25 frogs in there this year. Some of them have started to leave now and theres loads of frog spawn, the grandkids think its great they keep watch on the pond from the minute the frogs first appear to the time they watch the little froglets jumping around the lawn. Its a good talking point , everyone who comes to visit has to have a look and see what stage there at . lol. Deb X

Brian

Brian Report 23 Mar 2005 13:30

Revived for Strump....

Unknown

Unknown Report 23 Mar 2005 13:41

Oh this thread made me smile! I think you need to get a frogermatic myself! Donna x