General Chat

Eyes speak volumes Bec! Daisy

LOL Lucy - that is great, especially as I'm only 22, they'll think I'm some serial husband killer!

you look at him, up and down, scratch your chin and very slowly say - 'do you know, you look just like my....uh ... uh ... uh (now count on fingers) fourth....no fifth, uh... sixth husband.' He will ask - crikey - how many times have you been married? To which, you reply......... uh 5 !!!!! That'll either have him in stitches or running for his life!!!

Yes... can't remember what mine looked like but I do remember he was extremely shocked when we ran off! PMSL

haha oh well it still worked! xx

Oh Neeta... I've heard it before too! Steedie - That was YOURS not OURS!! lol

The worst one was for me... Whats ya mate called :(( Boo HOO

Bec whats wrong with the ones we used?? ERRR We are leaving now so can we have a kiss goodbye? LOL xx

Gwynne - now that IS something I would say!!

Have him whipped, stripped and brought to my tent always worked for me. Gwynne (quoting Cher, really)

Arthur - I don't do cars! (Although, I sat in Alex's Porsche the other day and managed to make all the appropriate noises... so much in so that he said when I pass my test I can drive it!!!)

Like this one: 'Nice to meet you, I'm _____ and you are...gorgeous!'

Jack - it'd be worth it just to see the look on his face when I tip his drink over his head!!! lol

Bec, i'd like to here a bloke get that lot out after a few beers lol Jack x

Awww bob that's sweet! I use public transport all the time but the only men who speak to me are usually drunk or foreign! lol

When we were young, I used a bus to work...she also used the same bus. but I went about 2 miles further along.she also knew where I lived. and knew if i was late up, and so she started knocking for me in the morning so I wouldnt be late for work........AaaH! She still gets me up..........

OMG - just found this on a website: 'Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going' If someone said that to me I'd whack him one!

lol in our case, it was 15 years ago, she dropped a glass, I picked it up for her, and I've been doing the same ever since lol

Chrissie - good idea <bec starts practicing by smiling coyly in the mirror...> Helen - Pure Class!

Sorry can't oblige. My own line to my husband many years ago was 'I'm very drunk. Do you mind if I lean on your shoulder?' We've been together for 27 years now. nell